Det är 3 på morgonen och jag är jätte tröt men hungrig så jag åt 8 bigmacs som var över från igår så jag åt dom men var fortfarande hungrig så jag åt min sons glass 1 kg glass det var piggelin min favorit.Sedan så gick jag och la mig nästa dag när jag vakna så vakna jag av min fru (Jag måste skriva på engelska) Waking up by the sound of my wife i was worried what she was doing outside my house so i opend the door and she said she wants the house back so i packed my 56 bigmacs and left i had no clothe but the thought och that made me want to make a t-shirt from the bigmacs so i did that took about
it look close to that but in a XXXXXXXXXL size so i was left with 30 bigmacs so i had to start a diet i would eat 7 bigmacs every day instead of 8 witch was good but im still going to drink the 3 liters of coca cola i was beginning to get hungry so evertime i got a littel hungry i took a bite of my dress witch was good but all the girls looked at me all the time (I think they like me) so i went to them and asked for one of the girls number and turns out it was my ex-wifes sister so i ran away.
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