"Happy Birthday, Abmin!" Foxy said as I woke up.
"How old am I again?" I asked.
"Ye be nine years ol'!" Foxy replied, smiling.
"I cannot believe that I've living here and raised here for six years now. I still wonder how I haven't died yet.." I said.
"Because we take amazing care of ya!" Chica said, walking in with Freddy and Bonnie following.
"I can see that you've met another stage of puberty." Golden Freddy said, looking me up and down.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Ye be growin' animal ears n' a tail." Foxy replied.
"Three tails actually but they're smol." Chica said.
"What?!" I said, getting and looking behind me and chased my 3 tails, "How the fargg?! When?! What are in those pizzas?"
"I think you've gotten so close to Foxy, that you've adapted his 'spirt animal' or whatever." Bonnie said.
"Oh shit. Oh fargg. What am I gonna do? How am I supposed to live like this?!" I said, stressing out.
"One, Adorable. Two, Abmin stop swearin' fer fargg's sake!" Foxy said.
"Fargg no!" I said, screeching. Then we started having a screeching war. Golden Freddy disappeared then reappeared with 2 empty pizza boxes and smashed the boxes over our heads.
"Calm the hell down. You both are acting like kindergartners." Golden Freddy said.
"We be sorry, Goldie..." Foxy and I said, rubbing our heads.
I still wonder if I'll see my real family once again...
