Minecraft mobs parents scenarios [ Overworld]

HBD Zargie!!

Sorry for not updating lately, I'm a bit busy but at least I'm going to post another chapter of the scenario but you guys have to wait.

The mobs(-Zargie):...................

Zargie:*glaring at them*

Carlos: err...what's up Zargie?

Zargie:...............

Seth: what the hell do you want, rotten flesh?!

Zargie: do you guys know when is my birthday?

The mobs(-Zargie):.....................

Sakimaki: a few months ago?

Seth: do you think I even care?

Cameron: today?

Elwis:*shrugs*

Carlos: yesterday?

Zargie: this time, I thank you Carlos. Yes, my birthday was yesterday

Seth: so what?

Zargie: I demand you all to do what friends shall do at their friend's birthday

Carlos: oh! Okay! Happy birthday Zargie! *bear hug Zargie*

Seth: do I have to?

Zargie: Author said she will remove you from existence if you don't give me a damn happy birthday

Seth:*groans* fine, HBD...

Elwis: happy birthday, Zargie. May you be better than now *giving Zargie an enderpearl* this belongs to a jendral. He tried to kill me but I killed him instead *smirks*

Zargie:*sweatdrop*

Sakimaki: happy birthday! Here's your gift! *gives Zargie a red box*

Zargie:*opens the box*

Box:*a clown popping out of it*

Zargie:*startled and dropped the box*

Sakimaki:*laugh out loud*

Cameron:*sigh* happy birthday, Zargie. I apologize for all my cousin's pranks on you *hand Zargie a heart-carved emerald*

Zargie: thank you

Author:*pops out of nowhere* dear readers! You guys can give Zargie gifts, whatever is it and he will love them!

Zargie: but not all...

Author: shut up, birthday boy! Here, have a gift! *shove a watermelon to Zargie*

Zargie:..........................

Author: now, put the gifts over here;

[Insert gifts here]

HBD ZARGIE!!!!!!!!!
7 May