Song Lyrics pt. 2

69: Congratulations

T-Series!

(Yeah)

It's your big day!

(Woo)

Incredible job!

I know we had our differences

But today, I just wanna tell you

Ay, congratulations

It's a celebration

Party all day, I know you've been waiting

Ay, congratulations

It's a celebration

I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Ay, congratulations to your corporation

Guess to beat one Swedish boy

You need a billion Asians

Yeah, you did it, very nice

And all it took was a massive corporate entity

With every song in Bollywood

Now you're at number one

Hope you did nothing wrong

Like starting your business by selling pirated songs

Oops! Didn't think we'd see?

It's right there on Wikipedia

Get used to your past being held against you by the media

I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doin that's illegal

I'm certain that you haven't had collisions with the mafia

For legal reasons, that's a joke

For legal reasons, that's a joke

For serious, Indian mafia

Please don't kill me, that's a joke

India I'm sorry about that memes

You're the best

I love my Indian bros

From Bombay to Bangladesh

I'll take in all the world for ya

I'm a heavy hitter

'Bout to cause a genocide

So you can call my Hi-

Ay, congratulations

It's a celebration

Party all day, I know you've been waiting

Ay, congratulations

It's a celebration

I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Congratulations

Congratulations

(It's your big day)

Congratulations

Congratulations

(Such a big day)

I got a letter in the post

Hmm, what is this?

T-Series saying cease and desist

Had a problem with me telling them to "hold their defecation"

But let me educate you silly, that's not defamation

(Woo)

T-Series can eat a dick

(Still not defamation)

Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs

(Still not defamation)

Did you know that Indians are poo-poo in their brains?

That a blatant racist lie

Yeah, but still not defamation

India got YouTube figured out

That's sick son

How 'bout next you figure how to fix that caste system?

(Oof)

Maybe all those ads will solve you crippling poverty

But looking at T-Series past

I'm guessing not probably

But never mind the poor people

We just here to party

Just hit up, pop some bottles

With that nine year old army

Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem

But we still out there

Live it like we 'bout to kamikaze

So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel

Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels

Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure

It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

Though all that change and controversy

You've been by my side

There's no army in the world

I would rather give me watchtime

It's been a wild ride

So while I can still be heard

Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world

Ay, congratulations

It's a celebration

Party all day, I know you've been waiting

Ay, congratulations

It's a celebration

I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Congratulations

(Skrattar du)

Congratulations

(It's your big day)

Congratulations

(I'm fucking lit)

Congratulations

(It's your big day)

Congratulations, T-Series

You did it

Yatta desu ne

Hope that "me too" stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line

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Again, this is by the great Felix Kjellberg. You just know I had to put this song at number 69, don't you? Anyway, vote and comet.

~PathOfThoth~