Zany I Will Be

"Hsa! Hsa! Has! Come on, wake up we're going to be late for the Macy Day Parade!" said Peke as she tried to wake her brother from his long slumber. She was well dressed her best in her pink and black Victoria Secret Logo Pink Hood, gray Levi jeans, beige Bear Paws, and purple Mountain Gear jacket. She tried poking, pinching, and even dumping piles and piles of moldy crusty clothes onto his head, but nothing wake the pig from his soothing slumber. Finally, she gave up with a moan and walked out of his bedroom leaving it in shambolic mass of chaos. "Buzz! Buzz!" went the alarm clock as Haeirunisa a rose from underneath his chaotic bed, piled with clothes and old bed sheets that were filled with a outlandish mark. "Peke! Didn't I tell you to wake me up 9:30 on the dot?! What's wrong with that so- called intelligent head of yours?!" He rushed into the bathroom to comb out his mingy mangled fleece of hair while brushing his teeth, and slipping on the tub of liquid soap spilled out all over the floor.

Boom! Hsa flipped over into the bathroom tub (head first), tumbling down the shower curtains as the shower head muzzled down tiny drops of water. "PEKE!" he shouted as he fought his way through the mess his "sister" left for him. "What?!" she said and paused. "Ha ha! I need to get my camera! This needs to go down in history." said Peke as she watched her brother drown in his pool of shame. "I told you to get up, how did you not hear me? Actually, how did you not feel the amount of crab pinching that I've done to you?" she was puzzled by her brother's strange ability of not feeling a single pint of her annoyance. "You're weird for a guy who can't get up on time in the morning." It didn't bother her so she walked out the bathroom unaware of the heavy windblown past her head. Smash! A bottle of Chanel No.7 perfume bottle was thrown at her but missed her head and landed on the wall, shattered into tiny pieces that not even an ant could cross. "What. Is. Wrong. With. You! Are you trying to kill me?!" said Peke as she slowly turned around with an indignant face that not even a dog with a boxing gloves could not bear to fight." Now we're getting busy." As she took off her earrings and thrown them to the ground as if the weighed nothing, and took off one of her boot to bout her brother's head in a fit of rage. "I -can't-b-believe-you-did-that!" Luckily, the curtain was very thick enough to protect his head. "You call that a hit?! Even Saeri can fight better than you and he's just a Dachshund puppy!" said has as he tried to taunt his sister in to giving up. Finally, Peke gave in and walked out of the bathroom with furry corps sing through her veins, heart, and mind.

Hsa pulled himself out of the tub and headed back to his bedroom to get dress. "What outfit will shock Alita? Maybe I should dress up like a psycho path just to get her back for not letting me bring my date." he thought as he rammed through his loft searching for the perfect outfit to wear to the parade. Suddenly his phone vibrated, it was Alita texting to see whether or not he was on his way. "U guys r still coming, the parade starts in one hour. I'm down on Seventh Avenue between a 99 cent store and TCI College. I'm wearing a Dr Seuss Cat in the Hat. Hurry up its freezing cold out here and I think it's going to rain. Can you bring me an umbrella 4got mine at home? Ttyl- Alita" Hse texted back,: OK I'm on my way, just got into a fight with Peke. Y does she has to be so headed when it comes to the mornings? B there in 15mins" He tucked his phone away while he pulled out a red and white plaid shirt, a black beater, a gray beanie, that was titled Alaska, a pair of worn out black Levi jeans, a pair of black converse, and a varsity jacket with a capital H.

Hsa ran downstairs into the living room to find Peke and Saeri desk bound to the couch like two bears in a cave with nothing else to do but stare into a stream of water. "Hey you alright?" asked Hse as he tried to get his sister's attention, but it didn't work. Peke sat there zoned into the TV. Set as if she went to Pluto. She flipped through the channels until she came across the Manhattan News 12 Network. Hsa walked into the living room to join Peke and Saeri as they watched the weather passed at the bottom of the TV screen. "Today will be partly cloudy with a 30% percent chance of some showers as we passed through the north side of Queens. Looks like those clouds are heading to the south bound of New York City, but that won't stop the marching band heading down Fifth Avenue of the JC Penny and Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade. Time to bring those umbrellas folks!" "Why did you turn it off?" asked Peke as she waited for an answer from her brother. "Time for us to get a move on, Alita is waiting for us on Seventh Avenue. Can you bring an extra umbrella for her? "Asked Hsa as he waited up for Peke. "Well are you coming or what?" "Fine I'll tag along, as always the third leg. Also I want to be home before the rain falls down and ruins my outfit" she muttered as she walked out the living to the garage. "Bye Saeri, we'll see you soon! Remember to look out for danger, OK boy? Hey, Hsa have you seen mom and dad, I haven't seen them since this morning?" "Nope." he replied.