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Incorrect quotes [DataTale]

Me : WHERE IS MY F*CKING PENCIL?

99 : Mother, Audrey is here. Can't you use nicer words?

Me : ...

Me : May i ascertain the whereabout of my f*cking pencil?

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Audrey : Roses are wet. Violets are wet. Everything is wet.

Audrey : Please stop raining, i wanna play.

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Shadow : I didn't drink that much last night.

99 : You were flirting with me.

Shadow : So what? You're my girlfriend.

99 : You asked me if i was single.

99 : And cried when i said i wasn't.

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99 : I'm a trash, not gonna lie.

Shadow : And it's my job to take you out, because i care about the environment. How does 7 pm sound?

99 : YOU SMOOTH MOTHER- yeah, seven's fine.

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Mia : Now, i'll show you your fortune.

99 : Cool, i guess.

Mia : Why is every card death? Wtf, i don't even have that many death card.

99 : Figures.

#yesshegonnadie

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Data : Can i show you a trick?

Me : Last time you showed me a trick, it took me three weeks to restore my sanity.

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Audrey : Life is like game of chess.

Audrey : I don't know how to play chess QwQ.

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Shadow : I'm gonna sing a song to you.

Shadow : It's called "My life so far"

Shadow : *plays a guitar and inhales*

Shadow : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

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Audrey : If i punch myself and it hurts, does that mean i'm weak or strong?

99 : Weak.

Shadow : Strong.

Mia : AN IDIOT.

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Data : What happen if you woke up one day and you're hot?

Audrey : I don't know, open a window?

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Audrey : I have no fear.

Mia : What happen if you woke up one day, and realize 99 & Shadow was married?

Audrey : I have one fear.

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Me : I'm having another daughter.

Rina, new character for the prequel : That was gre-

Me : *slam adoption paper to Rina* It's you, sign up here!

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