Part 1

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by Hajimeme_Hinoota

by Hajimeme_Hinoota

Nagitos POV

I was enjoying an average day at home with my husband sans. We were laying together on the couch watching Shrek. Suddenly, something felt off. A disgusting smell spread throughout the room, the lights went dark, and a big shadow appeared in front of us.

Neither of us knew what to do, we were surprised. "...sanss, is that one of your friends?" I questioned in fear.

"....no...." Sans whispered

A loud voice screamed "GET OUT OF MY COUCH"

Both of us fell off the couch and crawled away into the corner in fear. After a few minutes of silence I finally asked, "who are you?"

The loud voice quickly responded "What do you mean 'who am I'? Don't you remember me Komaeda? I used to be your daddy."

I instantly remembered. It's been years since I was married to Shrek. It's weird that I don't remember getting divorced. Maybe something happened? I started crying "Shrek I can't believe I forgot about you" I gave him a big kiss on his grotesque ogre lips. His tongue tasted like sewage. I loved it.

Shrek ripped off my clothes and jumped on top of me "I've been waiting so long for this" he said.

"Me too honey"

Sans Pov

What? My perfect diseased husband has another husband???? What about me? I love him more than some random fat guy. This is terrible. I guess I have no choice but to do that.

I ran out of the room without anyone noticing. I grabbed up my cell phone and dialed a number with my bony hands. "Hey babe. Yeah, meet me there." I hung up the phone and went to my destination. It was my only option. If this is what it comes down to then I need revenge.

I met up with my previous boyfriend at a small convenience store. I ran over to him and hugged him. "I missed you"

My boyfriend grabbed every single one of my bones at once and said "I missed you too. I'm sorry I had to leave you. It wasn't really my choice."

"I understand"

"So what's the plan?"

I explained the plan to the idiot and then we headed back to me and nagitoes house. I was about to ruin this man's whole career.