Me: *opens my locker*
Damian: *closes it while my hand is in it*
Me: *pulls my hand out so only my pinkie gets hit* WHAT THE HELL?!
Damian: you have anger issues..
Me: NO, BUT YOU ALMOST SLAMMED MY FINGER IN THE FUCKING LOCKER! THAT WOULDNT BE FUNNY NOW WOULD IT?! *grabs my shit*
Damian: your mean.
Me: shut the fuck up... *walks down the hallway* *sees Amanda* DAMIAN ALMOST SLAMMED MY HAND INTO THE LOCKER!
Amanda: who I gotta murder? *grabs me* *pulls me to Damian* what did he do?
Me: he almost slammed my hand in the locker....
Amanda: WHERES MY KNIFE?!
Me: *laughs* *walks out*
