Blunt Trauma (Jeff the killer x reader)

Jeff the Killer

"This is Jeff"

P.O.V-YOU
Some gasped at the site of the new comer. He was very different looking from most of the Creepypasta's. This Jeff guy had pale white skin that had a leather look to it. His eyes were wide with something not human and what made it worse was they were a piercing blue. He had a craved smile and raven black hair. He looked horrific but beautiful in a strange way. Everyone was quietly watching him while he seemed to observe the rest of us like cattle to scare. "This is my second favorite killer, be good to him" Slender said before being cut off by a rough voice "Second favorite killer, who the fuck is your first favorite no face" Jeff practically growled out. Everyone seemed surprised Jeff called Slender no face. "Jeff my first favorite killer is Grim she is the best there is" Slender said kind of putting me is this guy with anger issues site. "The fuck are you serious this bitch is first favorite she's a chick Slender" Jeff had argued. What he said struck a nerve, I stood up quick and everyone got out of way. Walking up to Jeff until I was in his face "Is there something wrong with girls being first pick or a your just an insecure misogynistic prick" I said. Slender intervened separating us before I starting choking him out "Children calm down, I only have 2 favorite's for a reason. You see every so often there are 2 powerful killers made and if you bring those two together they could conceived the world's greatest killer. It would look human but be far from it. That is why I have chosen you both, you Grim are the most skilled killer i've seen in centuries of my search you're driven to slaughter and can improvise still while being precise. Jeff you have an absolutely deadly mind the anger you give off is driving and the amount of horrific physical abuse you can take is incredible. Together the child/children you both bare will cause panic and fear to spread people will truly tremble at the mention of their names. That is why you're both not allowed to date anyone but each other and you two will be together the majority of the time so you need to suck it up and start liking each other because you're stuck together. Now Grim please show your future lover around and another thing you both share a room now".
"WTF" Jeff and I said together.
Great now Jeff and I are stuck together from this day forth.