Aries - "I can't go out.." *coughs* "I'm sick."
Taurus - "You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to taco bell?"
Gemini - "I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!"
Cancer - "She doesn't even go here"
Leo - "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.. but i can't help that i'm popular"
Virgo - "A sub N = N plus one over four"
Libra - "So of you're from Africa.. why are you white?"
Scorpio - "Your mom's chest hair"
Sagittarius - "Yeah everyone in Africa can read Swedish"
Capricorn - "You can't sit with us"
Aquarius - "On Wednesdays we wear pink!"
Pisces - "My nana takes er wig off when she's drunk.."
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