So here's another bunch of tweets by the always amusing CC. Hope you enjoy!
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-All I need is a full rack of ribs. Maybe some margaritas. I'm eating/drinking till I puke. It's my own Mexican-American war. Who will win?
-You know what bugs me? When someone asks me if they can ask me something. To me that translates to "Can I ruin your day?" Never good news.
-Just ran into a girl at the mall with a Black Veil Brides shirt on. I told her I loved it hahaha #noidea
-I am triple booked for tonight. Does that mean 3X the fun! Shit yeah it does...
-BBQ with Jinxxy Winxxy and family. It is a perfect night
-@chilis just kicked my ass. Bedtime for this fat kid.
-Finally!!! Laundry. Clean as whistle. That saying never made sense. It did in the twenties? Quiet you...
-It puts the lotion in the basket...
-Go pick up the new @KerrangMagazine today! I have some n00dz in there hahaha j/k
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-USA! USA! USA! That's my sex chant...
-#ccqotd @AshleyPurdy "I told you to put your pole in the thing?" me: "I should have put my pole in the thing!" #dirtyminds
-Comparing n00dz with your friends of the same chick...I mean, I don't know if it's male bonding or just calling out a whore. I love life :-)
-#ccqotd "That's where it needed to go." @AshleyPurdy "That's where the nudity begins?"
-Ermahgerd...
-Is it martini time yet? Wait a sec...its always martini time. So of it is always martini time, when's party time? 24/7 CC, 24/7. Sounds good
-Pug farts...they're the worst. My little monster just crop dusted me.
-I wish there was an ice sculpture of a beautiful woman in my bed do I can cuddle with it. Today is a hot tamale.
-The best dancing sign holder ever moonwalked in the crosswalk at the red light. Made my day :-D
-Funniest thought I had today is how the hell my foot did a magic trick while I was asleep. Woke up with a penny in my sock.
-Guess what? There is a brand new thing of cookie dough ice cream in my freezer. These guts better get ready for it!
-The new As I Lay Dying song makes me want to run over 72 pedestrians
-We are partying with Marge Simpson. .
-Just had a feast. Some lady and the tramp scene just happened. Not in jail. What is real...
-My other car is a hippo
-It's a kill bill kind of night
-Signed into myspace for the first time since like 2007. I used to have great taste in music hahaha, WTF happened? My playlist kicks ass...
-I want to be friends with 2007 version of me. I would buy him shots. Maybe a hooker named Ling Ling as well. He would throw peaches at her.
-Monster attack from fatty bobo!
-I farted. Apparently southern California trembled. My bad.
-Anyone in Hermosa Beach? Just got bottle service comped. Let's party!!!!
-Here comes chapter 2 of my evening. Yikes!! Here we goooooooooooo
-At geriatric karaoke and Too $hort just came on. What. The. Fuck. #blowthewhistle
-Walkers are parked at this place like motorcycles are parked at a biker bar. This is my new hang out! And yes..I definitely need my own show
-Karaoke with 80+ year olds? Lmao I don't even know anymore but I love it! Another margarita and I might get freaky with cotton head Betty
-The ocean always feels best if you jump right in
-Goodnight peeps! Sweet dreams and what not. I want donuts...
-Video suckas! How else would you know it's really me? I will be naked hahaha. Kidding...simmer down now ;-)
-@mattg00d Hi Matt. I miss you dearly. I owe you a couple cats. I wanna whisper sweet nothing's in your ear.
-...and 6 courses later, I don't want to do anything. It amazes me that I don't look like Fat Bastard yet.
-I am not right in the head today...
-Watermelon cotton candy? Don't mind if I do...
-This call me maybe song haunts me. So does the girl it reminds me off. Lord have mercy...
-Must have had me about 17 dreams last night. Scary dreams, sexy dreams, confusing dreams. I had dreams coming out of my ears
-Serious question: Can you get bird flu from fucking a turkey?
-Horse boy and Tits McGee
-Did I just get dumped by someone who is not my girlfriend? Wait...what? Didn't know that was even possible
-#ccqotd "She probably stopped talking to me cause she thought I was banging a turkey."
-That was the best spider dance I have ever seen. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard
-I have Overcome by ATR stuck in my head. I wanna run through a wall...
-Bum fights made its way into the DVD player. I don't even know how I still have this
-I wonder how many people caught me picking my nose during that drive...
-#ccqotd "There's so many red flags, that I thought this was a game of minesweeper!"
-#ccqotd @jinxxbvb "I feel like a million bucks right now man, but I wanna feel like ten bucks."
-#ccqotd "You can't blame being a jerk on apples!" You really had to be there for that one. I must sound nucking futs
-#ccqotd "I just changed my sheets! " oh my god...
-#ccqotd "n00dz or it didn't happen"
-There are so many babies in Target. Every last one of them makes me want to jump off the cliffs
-All these cries and moans make it sound like Halloween in here. What are you guys going to be? I am going to be Ronald McDonald In Vegas.
-Finishing all the episodes of your favorite show on Netflix causes depression. I went from zero to Kurt Kobain in 3 seconds
-I am sorry I spelled Cobain wrong, but if I never hear another Nirvana song again it will be too soon. Untangle your panties and shut it
-New As I Lay Dying makes me want to pit right now. The only problem is my dogs want nothing to do with me. Wanna come over and break stuff?
-Ok. Time to go mingle. Have a great night lads! :-D
-#ccqotd "I dunno man, that's not exactly my cup of tea...but then again, I drink vodka."
-oh no! drunk me stuck again. i don't even wanna know this time.
-In lighter news, my hobo beard is coming in nicely...twas inspired by a lovely gent named Roofus. #bumfights
-Yoga pants AND free samples? Costco and I are getting married
-I'm going to the girlfriend store on Monday and might be making a purchase. They're having a sale..1/2 off retards haha
-It's a peanut butter and chocolate type of night. Mmmmmm......
-Good times tonight...Reggae show tomorrow. Supporting the cousins hee hee :-)
-@AshleyPurdy LINGERIE FOOTBALL!!! We are going...
-Slept like shit!
