(Y/N) is a simple person. They take photos everywhere they go, even of the food. Y/N yeeted their computer on their lap to search for popular nearby restaurants, But instead, found a tasty looking bakery that sold purely Muffins. Y/N didn't question it and decided to order some of the most expensive muffins.
"Phew, Finally done ordering the Muffins. Huh?" Just as Y/N was about to click "Order", they saw a little box next to the picture of Muffins labeled as "Personal preferences". "Hmm.." Y/N took this chance and typed into the small box. "Send your cutest delivery boy 😍😍😍"
"That should do it" Y/N sits the silver computer to the side on the coffee table infront of them. Not long later they hear a ring at the door bell. "MY MUFICNS AW SHIT, HESLL YESGH" With that they launched themselves to the door and flung it open. Finding absolutely no one.
"Did someone order 12 Deluxe special muffins?" A voice came from out of no where. Y/N looked down to see a hella hot rectangle head 😍💕 "W-why yes.. I did..." Y/N knelt down to the hot guts height "I-im Y/N..." Y/N very slightly trembled and struggled to even talk. Thid man was literally taking their breath, yet he didnt even buy them dinner yet smh...
*FARQUAADS POV*
"I-im Y/N..."
" Well hello Y/N. I am Lord Farquuad. I have a very very important question for you" I leaned in closer to Y/Ns ear, placing the box of muffins on the floor. "Do you know.. The muffin Man?"
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Lord Farquaad X Reader
HumorDO YOU KNOW THE GOTKDDMAN MUFFIN MAN? because I fcking dont