WARNING: this chapter might be a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle offensive. And if you get offended easily, you scroll down to the bottom and pretend you never ever see this.
Wait
why am i making a warning even tho this whole book is already offensive?
Like wut?
Anyways,
lETs GeT iT!
All the Members have a hidden sextape online.
RM: i think that's a confidential information for legal reasons that we can't dicuss to the public eye.
Jin: But if you go to www dot-
RM: next assumption.
Teahyung takes the bed whole to himself.
Yoongi: he does.
Jimin: how do you know?
Yoongi: *has four choices to save his stupid ass. A, deny everything. B, say a joke about his height. C, pretend to only know spanish. D, change the topic to dildos-i mean wut.*
Yoongi: Hoseok told me.
Hoseok: Wut?
BTS is a smart people with a iq of 12345678910
RM:
Rap Monster.exe has stop
Reboot him | Slap him | Nah fuck it
They like pineapple toppings on pizza.
Rm: come on that's just criminal.
(bruh, its so ducking good!)
Yoongi is secretly a fluent to all language and specially miaw miaw.
Yoongi: miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
RM: he said that it's not true.
Jungkook swears 25/8
Jungkook: mother-*censor* f-*censor again* bul*censor three* sh*censor all bad things around jungkook's mouth*
Rm: he said that he never curse.
Jungkook: f-*again censor* my a-*and again*
I bet my ass Jungkookie doesn't know how fetus like him are made.
Jungkook: that's ridiculous.
Jungkook: my mum told me that there's a flying bird that is carrying me on its beak and then the bird place the baby on mum's hand and that's how i was made.
In the dressing room.
Hoseok: were suppose to tell him how fetus like him are made but when jin hyung was about to them him, jungkook suddenly have a full-panic attack and fainted. When he woke up, he couldn't remember what happened in that day.
Hoseok: we haven't tried again since.
Jungkook is a coconut head.
Jungkook: no but your mum is.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Taehyung: i don't understand.
Jungkook: idc.
Do they know that slapping each other's butt is actually gay?
BTS: *gay silence*
Rm: it is?
Jimin is actually a woman.
Jimin: *in a cute girl voice* who said that?
Jimin: i mean *girly coughs* *in normal guy voice* stop spreading lies it's not funny.
They compare their dicks size.
Jin: i actually see nothing wrong with that.
Jimin: yeah. Dudes being dudes.
V: Gays being gays.
V: I mean WuT?
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