My Thoughts

Let's call this person Lucy

Lucy is very, VERY annoying. She actually thinks I'm her friend just because I talk to her at school and because we are both obsessed with Hamilton. Little does she know, I'm fake. People like me make me not want to trust others, but that's for another time.

She is a clingy bitch who doesn't know how to back off. She follows me EVERYWHERE. When I say everywhere I literally mean everywhere. She even followed me to the bathroom twice this week. I was going to fucking change my pad. Sorry TMI, but, she'll go up to me when I'm in the middle of a pleasant conversation and be all up in my face like, "OHMYGOSHAUTHORCHANILOVEHAMILTONSOMUCHANDIMARICHBITCHWHODOESNTKNOWHOWTOTAKEAHINTOMGIMHELLACLINGY!!!"

I used to be nice to her but it just made her even more clingy. Now I'm trying to be passive aggressive to her but she doesn't catch on. I'm purposely super cheerful around my real friends when I see her coming, so when she comes over I can "change my mood" to be cold to her. I'm a naturally cold person in real life, but she doesn't know that.

I feel bad for writing this part, partially because I know Lucy has Wattpad and might be reading this. But, all her friends are fake. She only has one real friend (I'm gonna call her Franny) who is literally the most patient person I've ever met. But Franny getting impatient, too. She's one of my good friends.

Lucy is also one of the biggest liars I've ever met. I'm not going to go into detail about this because if I say any of these lies, she'll know immediately it's her. I could write an essay about every lie she has told just in the past two months. That would probably take up 51 pages.

She doesn't know how to cuss. I know I'm not good at cussing too, but she said, "What the bitch?" Not asking about a bitch, but like how you would say what the fuck. What? What is that even supposed to mean? 

I got her into every fandom she has ever been in. I somewhat regret that. Danganronpa? Hamilton? Dear Evan Hansen? Mystic Messenger? Heathers? Be More Chill? Yes, I've introduced her to every. single. one. She is now obsessed with all of those fandoms.

Lucy liked my crush and tried to steal him from me. There was this one guy I liked, and I would've been fine if she just told me she liked him so that I could back off. Yes, I'm one of the girls who prefer to back off instead of chasing after someone. But she got mad at me for hanging out with him. She got mad at me for trying to help him with homework. She even got mad at me for looking at him. She would then shove me out of the way, and start trying to flirt with him. She started doing all the things that she got mad at me for doing. He looked so uncomfortable when she was around him. To this day I still feel bad for him. He's a nice guy.

Oh, Siena if you're reading this, I have other friends who have Wattpad too, and this isn't directed towards you. And I know you don't care if I use your real name so yeah.

Wow, 550 words besides these.