"Shrub Bitch :: Bakugo X Reader

"what the actual fuck?"

(Y/N) was quiet, closing his eyes on this throne of bones. "Ruling is hard..." He murmered. "All this nothing to do, so much work..." Yes, being the king of werewolves, so much work. Sitting on his throne with his legs spread, he mourned his complete loss of adventure. "Nothing happens anymore, man..."

He sighed and clicked his tongue off the inside of his mouth.
And then there was a crash.
His eyes shot open. "What the actual fuck?" In front of him, having crashed through the roof of his castle, was a man with sandy blonde hair, sitting rather grandly on top of a blood red dragon. "Uh, welcome? You've gotta be from the Dragon Kingdom next door, huh?"

The man dismounted from his dragon and patted it fondly as a small 'thank you'. "Yes, I am... I'm Katsuki Bakugo! King of the Dragons! (And also the forest, but MOSTLY DRAGONS!)"
"Alright then, thought I was the king of the forest but kk do what you want? Is there any reason in particular you've intruded on my mourning of fun, hmmm?" Bakugo seemed shocked, and a little pissed over (Y/N)'s casual talk. "Jesus. And Icyhot wants you? Jump on, I guess."

(Y/N)'s face scrunched up. "You what?" Bakugo made a long sigh, walking over and grabbing the king by his wrist, pulling him over to the Dragon and throwing him atop, wih help from the dragon to steady him. Bakugo then got on himself, pulling (Y/N)'s arms to wrap around his waist. "Alright, you overgrown lizard, to fuckface's place!" The dragon huffed and snapped his tail against the floor, before rearing up and flying up.

"Holy SHIT!" (Y/N) held onto Bakugo's waist with a death grip, terrified and complaint at the promise of adventure. "You, Shrub Hair! Stop hugging me so hard, do you wanna make us fall?!" His adventure dealer shouted at him through the wind. The green haired king never stopped his death grip until they landed cleanly in a castle's garden. (Y/N) blinked, got off calmly, stumbled a bit and fainted on the freshly cut grass.