Tundra: hello everyone! Welcome to, Tundramoons cooking show!!! Sponsored by the one and only, cat hell! Where murderers go! Hah.
Tundra: so. Today we will make my personal favorite food. Kittens!!! *grabs Sunkit and Tulipkit from Starclan* these ones look nice. (These are my dead babies for those of you who don't know ;-;)
Tundra: now, what you wanna do is tie them down, make sure they can't leave. *Grabs tape* hehe.
*Sunkit and Tulipkit can be heard being muffled by tape in the background*
Tundra: *appears with the babies tied up with some rope* now, what you wanna do issss, get the knives of course. *Grabs knives* andddd, *yeets them in every direction*
*Tulipkit suddenly stops screeching from the tape, while Sunkit is still at it*
Tundra: haha, there goes one. *Grabs Tulipkit and goes to a oven. Puts the baby in the oven* now, what you wanna do is turn it in, any degrees. And leave it there for five minutes. *Walks off screen*
Tundra: *walks back on* okay! Now that it's done, take your freshly cooked baby out. *Grabs Tulipkit and yeets her on to a plate* annnnd, enjoy, also, throw the other one in the freezer :3
