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bangtanvelvet's mom
heyyyy, good morning bae <3

bangtanvelvet's dad
ya, did you really-

bangtanvelvet's mom
yes honey, i did.

bangtanvelvet's dad
since when did we agree that i'm the dad and your the mom??

bangtanvelvet's mom
since i got a hold of your phone yesterday

bangtanvelvet's dad
bUt i NeVer agReed.

bangtanvelvet's mom
i DidN'T nEeD yOu tO aGreE

bangtanvelvet's dad

eXcUse yOu-

bangtanvelvet's mom
you are excused

bangtanvelvet's dad
ya! kim seokjin!

bangtanvelvet's mom
wAe?

bangtanvelvet's dad
i

bangtanvelvet's dad
am

bangtanvelvet's dad
the

bangtanvelvet's dad
mom.

bangtanvelvet's mom
nope, i am.

bangtanvelvet's dad
i'm older though, most likely i am more responsible for my children,

bangtanvelvet's mom
**our children

bangtanvelvet's mom
uh, but yeah. i'm still the mom

bangtanvelvet's dad
BUT YOUR A GUY

bangtanvelvet's mom
SO WHAT?

bangtanvelvet's dad
AND A GUY SHOULD BE A DAD

bangtanvelvet's mom
NOT IN THIS FAMILY

bangtanvelvet's dad
YES, IT IS

bangtanvelvet's mom
I'M CALLING BACK-UP

bangtanvelvet's dad
THEN GO! I'LL GET ONE TOO

bangtanvelvet's mom
SO THIS IS HOW IT IS,

bangtanvelvet's mom added jungkook to the chat

bangtanvelvet's dad added yeri to the chat

jungkook
oof, hey irene noona! and hi seokjin hyung!

yeri
bet they were arguing about something stupid that's why they added us

jungkook
hmm...

bangtanvelvet's mom
JUNGKOOK!