Empire of the Philippines Broadcast System
This is not a test.
This is your government broadcast system announcing the result of the commencement of the case of Valentino Acosta sanctioned by the Empire of the Philippines under the Artikulo 891230 ng Bagong Yugto.
The results of the epigenetic test report says that Valentino Acosta's genetic profile is related to Prime Minister Constantino Villarente IV and Ms. Vanya Acosta. The relationship is POSITIVE regarding the parentage report.
Hereby, the bio-forensic clock examination revealed that Valentino Acosta's genealogical data have been existing with degree of precision approximately TWENTY-YEARS ago. With the affirmation of the Statistic Authority, it was proven that Valentino Acosta is one of the seven children who was born exactly at January 01, 3000 the day after the historical country-wide eclipse, or notoriously known as "Duyog".
Additional analysis and biostatistical probability calculation performed and determined, other highly confidential documents and evidences are now under for quality assurances testing, forensic datas transmitted free from error, the said facts above were proven and contemplated by the Commission of Audit.
Blessed be our Heroes, new founding Filipinos and the Philippines itself, a new country reborn.
May God be with you all.
Mabuhay.
BINABASA MO ANG
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