30 ways to annoy max
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1. tell her sam says it's over
2. when she asks why say,
3. "because your lesbo!"
4. book it after 3
5. lock max in closets
6. with the gasman (gazzy)
7. dye her clothes either black or really hot pink
8. watch her freak when she lookes into her closet
9. when max walkes into a room, say,
10. "quick, here she comes! hide it!"
11.when she asks what you were hiding, say
12. "i don't know what your talking about."
13. repeat as neccesary until she flips
14. tell max mrs. martinez wasn't her mom
15.when she asks who was, say
16."a big, white turkey!"
17.book it
18.lock max in a room with no windows
19.put nudge in there
20.ask her why she and gazzy were making strange noises in her room
21.run away before she slaps you
22.at takeoff, yell, " i believe i can fly!"
23. yell, "omg! erasers!"
24.when she sees none, shrug and say, " oh nevermind. it was you i saw coming."
25.fly away
26.when doing a vertical stack, bump into max, making her bump into fang, and say,
27."ooooh, love moment! i thought you were all over sam!"
28.book it.
29.start singing "max and fang sittin' in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g" until max flips
30.sing the song that never ends to max
"now were even." fang said. gazzy was looking over his shoulder. "yeah, you sure are." a voice behind them said. fang and gazzy turn to see max, rage fuming off her. " 'ello, madam. may i buy you a drink? perhaps some woter?" gazzy said in a perfect british accent. fang laughed whle max slapped gazzy upside the head. "screw you." she said. "now MOVE IT!!!!!" max screamed. fang and gazzy laughed as they left. max sat down and typed.
31. fang
32. fang when he's using common sense
33. fang when he acts like spock
34. fang and his fling for readheads.
