I'm so lonely without Taehyun . Maybe I should try texting that Yeonbanana guy. Can he really get me a friend? Maybe me and him can become friends? Well it won't hurt to try right?
Penguin
Hey
I'm Kai Taehyuns friend
Yeonbanana
Oh hey
Wazz up ?
Penguin
He told me you could find me a friend
Yeonbanana
Yea ofc can I just ask a few questions
Penguin
Okay
Yeonbanana
So how would you describe
yourself?
Penguin
Is this a job interview?
Yeonbanana
Just making sure you
Aren't a creepy old dude
Penguin
Creepy old guy ?
Yeonbannana
Yeeee....
Penguin
Please tell me that's a terrible joke
Yeonbanana
Actually that did happen
once
Penguin
What the actual duck ?!
Yeonbanana
How would you describe yourself?
Penguin
I'm actually really random......
But I can be cool too
Yeonbanana
What do you-
Penguin
I LOVE pinaples
Did spongebob live in a pinaple
or a watermelon?
I think it was a watermelon
because he's underwater
Ehh eyyy
Sorry I just don't know how to be
funny , I just say random things and hope someone laughs
Uhhhhh
:(
Yeonbanana
No , no its oky
I do the same sometimes
:)
Penguin
Uhh I ugh have to mention that
I'm socially awkward
Yeonbanana
What dose that mean?
Penguin
I lack social skills. I get really anxious, struggle to say the right words and I'm really sensitive
That's why Taehyun is my only
friend
Yeonbanana
Wow I have never heard of that
ever before
You know we could be friends if you
want to?
Penguin
Oh my god Eyes!!!
Ups auto correct
YES!!!
You seem really nice
:)
Yeonbanana
Well I do considered myself
A nice guy
Lmao
Penguin
Heh
Ermmm
Can I ask you questions now?
Yeonbanana
Sure
Penguin
Have you ever committed a crime?
Yeonbanana
EHM
I think I told you
I considered myself a nice guy
Penguin
Don't you think nice people have
done some bad things?
Yeonbanana
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Penguin
Probably
Yeonbanana
Oh my-
Penguin
Everyone at least once in their life have skipped washing their hands
after the bathroom
And I'm also guilty of it
:'(
Yeonbanana
That's not what I was thinking of-
Penguin
What?!
Yeonbanana
NoTHinG
Penguin
Like you seem social
Do you have other friends?
Yeonbanana
Yea I do
I have 3 internet besties
Taehyun, Wooyoung, and Yeosang
And I have 2 friend I see daily Beomgyu and Soobin
And I'm also pretty close with my classmates
Penguin
Aww
That's cute that you have friends
Can't relate
Yeonbanana
Hey I though I'm your friend?!
:/
Penguin
You are just- I ugh
Forget it !!!
Yeonbanana
Sorry I got to go now
Penguin
Where ?
Yeonbanana
I have to go meet my friend today
Text you later !
Penguin
Bye friend :)
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