Funny Story

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Okay, its Chloe. So.... I have a younger sister, she's a blast. Sometimes she gets out of hand. Like today. She stood in a mirror, and said that Hancock could be shoved up her butt. I don't know if you thought what I did....... But yeah. Then she said puberty could join it, because OH THE HORROR!!!! SHE HAD A PIMPLE!!!!! AHHHH!!!! Then she said that if she put a towel over her boobs and squeezed them, it made them feel bigger. You do you, gurl. You. Mother fudging. Do. You. Yeah.... Then she wished her tongue was holographic. She's a bit obsessed with Simplynailogical.... Yep.







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