I'll Stay Beside You No Matter What

The Old Days

This has been requested by @nightsisterkaris and she said this:

a crack fic with younger Coulson and May on one of their first undercover missions and being really jumpy. At one point, they are walking down the hallway and hear someone behind them, so they panic and start heavily making out in attempt not to blow their cover. Then May sees that they've just scarred some poor kid and the child's parents come out and yell at Coulson and May to get a room

THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE PROMPT!

Present:

"Sooo...why don't you tell me about how you guys started dating?" Daisy asked. Ever since Phil let her stay in SHIELD, she has always bee shipping Coulson and May. She never knew about their secret relationship until 2 hours ago, when she caught May was about the kiss Phil.

"No." May replied, in a dangerous tone.

"Come on, Mel. We can tell her." Phil whined.

"Ugh. Fine. But I'm only saying yes because you're so cute." May stated.

"I knew that already." Phil joked and May chuckled lightly.

"Woah. May laughs?!" Daisy exclaimed.

"Don't get used to it." May threatened.

"Oops! Sorry! I already recoreded it! See?" Daisy said, showing May the recording. Daisy pressed the play button and they heard May laughing.

"If you even let the others hear it-" May started.

"Too late. We already heard it." Hunter said. The three faced towards the voice and Coulson started to laugh. May had her dangerous face going on. Hunter, Bobbi, Mack, Elena, Jemma, and Fitz stood at the door frame.

After getting settled..

"Okay..so..May and I started dating after on an undercover mission. Fury ordered us to go after some guys who he thought was going after him. Those guys went to this bar. Our cover was a married couple. May's name was Ming-na Wen and mine was Clark Gregg. The guys went out of the bar and into a hotel. We followed the guys to floor 9 when we heard something. We got so scared we started screaming our heads off." Phil said.

"Hold up, hold up, hold up...May, The Calvary, was scared?!" Daisy asked, shocked.

"Yes." May answered, blankly. Everyone started laughing..well..except for May of course.

"Anyways..we were so scared that..we thought we had to maintain our cover so..we made out..at the hallway." May continued.

"Oookayyy...didn't need to know that you two made out." Bobbi commented.

"I thought you guys wanted to know how we started dating. That's how we started dating. By making out." May replied.

"So..while we were making out..May saw a..probably three-year-old boy. She pulled away and when I turned around, the parents saw us. They both yelled.. "Get a room!" at the same time. So we ran to the elevator and drove back to base. Fury got mad at us for abandoning the mission. He said, "Your lucky that I like you Coulson. Now leave before my right eye pops out because of you two." so we left and went to May's bunk. We started making out again. When we woke up..I asked May to be my girlfriend..and.." Phil said.

"I said yes." May finished.

"Awwww!!" The others yelled.

"You guys are SO cute!" Daisy commented.

So that's it for this chapter! Sorry if this was too short. I ran out of ideas on what to write here. I'll be making another chapter after this publishes. Thanks for reading!