Simon: Greetings! I am a SQUIP, but, please, call me Simon. I am joined by the main crew of the popular musical, Be More Chill.
Jeremy: H-hi
Michael: Sup
Jake: Yo!
Rich: Heyo!
Brooke: Hi!
Chloe: Hello!
Christine: Hi! Nice to meet you!
Jenna: .... Hey
Squip: Gre-
Simon: If that's everyone, BEGIN WITH THE ASKS! (Youcouldalsoaskmestufidc)
Squip: I didn't get to-
Simon: Shut up nobody cares.
