✓ I Love YOU, you idiot - Jaspar Fanfic

I am WHAT?!

For the past two months I've been puking, getting stomach cramps and headaches so me and Caspar will go to the hospital later in the afternoon.

"Caspaaaaaaaaaaaar," I groan "I need foooooooooooooood! LOTS OF LOTS OF FOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

"You just ate the last food in the fridge."

"Buy some!!! I'M STARVING!!!!"

"You've been eating a lot for the past couple of weeks because of that you're getting fat, look at your body." Well what Caspar said is true because I've been eating a lot.

"I don't care!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!"

"Call Zoe, Niomi or Tanya for food."

"Maybe I will!" I grabbed my phone and call Zoe. She picked it up.

"He-"

"Zoe I need food!!!" I shouted.

"What the heck Joseph! You called me for food?! I'm not a grocery store Joseph!"

"But I'm sooooooooo hungry! I even ate spam!"

"Be right there in 20 minutes."

"Hurry!!!" then the line was cut off.

"Joe, we're going to the doctor like right now."

"But!"

"No buts, let's go." then he kissed my lips and I kissed him back "Okay?"

"Okay."

***** Time Skip to the hospital *****

"Joe Sugg?" the nurse said "Dr. Iplier is waiting for you now."

We walked to Dr. Iplier's office.

"Please sit down," he said with a deep amazing voice "So I have the results of your condition," we nod "By the way Zoella is pregnant and the father is Alfie Deyes and so is Niomi by Marcus Butler."

"Um, okay, so my results?"

"And Caspar will do something amazing, right Caspar?"

"Um... where are you getting this information?"

"Okay for your results," he looks at the paper "Congratulations young gentlemen, Joe is pregnant."

"I am WHAT?!"

"Yeaaaaaaaah, and I know your thinking it's impossible it's really impossible because a man can't get pregnant but your special Joe," he stood up "Follow me." we stood up and walked to the ultra sound room "Lay down." I lay down, he gets some elastic gloves and some kind of gel "This may be cold." he raises my shirt below my chest and spread the cold gel on my stomach and I couldn't help but to shiver "Told you," then he got some kind of instrument and place it to my stomach "See this?" he pointed at the monitor "It may not look like a baby yet but it will be." Caspar's eyes sparkled with excitement as the same time worried "I'll give you some medicine and the schedule of some appointments of checking up regularly, don't disregard the check ups because it's for the baby, again congratulations young gentlemen."

I stood up and me and Caspar went back home.

"Caspar."

"Yeah?"

"Are you disgusted of me?"

"No why would I?"

"Because I'm a guy and I'm pregnant."

"Even if your old and your skin is all wrinkled up I still love you, I will follow you everywhere even in death if I have too." he kissed me on my lips and I kissed him back. Then the ring of the door bell rang.

"Joe?" We heard Alfie's voice.

"Come in, it,s not lock." Zoe, Niomi, Marcus and Alfie came in.

"We have something to tell you," Zoe and Niomi said "We're pregnant and it's been three months."

"We know." I said and covered my mouth "I mean Congratulations."

"What do you mean y-"

"I also have something to tell you guys," they stop talking "I know it's impossible but I'm pregnant..."

"Wha-" Marcus said.

"Guys where's the camera?" Alfie said.

"I know it's fucking impossible but I'm pregnant, we just got here from the hospital and Dr. Iplier gave us the results hell even an ultra sound and gave us a picture of it!" I gave them the picture and they looked so shocked, when they looked at me they look frighten but Zoe and Niomi didn't look so frighten like they know I'm pregnant.

"Oh, Joe~" Zoe hugged me and Alfie was going to pull Zoe away from me but Zoe warned him "If you pull me away from my brother then we're done and you'll never see our baby again." Alfie stood there and looks so angry.

"You're a... a Monster!" Marcus said but Niomi walked to me and hugged me "Niomi! Come back here!"

"What?! Marcus his our friend and like our little brother and yet you called him a monster! Shame on you Marcus!" Marcus was slient and I saw they, Alfie and Marcus, looked so sorry and remembered that I'm like their little brother.

"We-we're sorry Joe," Alfie and Marcus walked towards me and hugged me and Caspar and we formed a group hug.

I'm so glad I have amazing friends.

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This is soooooooo crazy anyways I hope you guys liked it.

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