(Twenty years go )
“ROnaLD WEASLEY COME HERE YONG
MANZ” Professer mcgonicAke says with a strabge twitch in her eye… OR WAS that and AtTempted WiNk? Harry is in confusion when ROn gets up
He JEALOUS WHY MCGANYUO PICK RON TO STAND UP, harry in confussion until mcGanhue kiss RON
He gesp, grossed out.
“You are tasty sweet boi.” She said
HARRY CRY IN DISGUST EHY HE LOVE RON HE NO LIKE RON with wITCH MCdonalds.
He need to make ron jealous.
A grinch smile appears o n his face >:)
“O MicGoggles!” He scream, abd Mcdoogles look at him and he run up and kiss her
Ron gesp anger. Say, “NO MINE?”
Ron SLEP HIS FACE AND PUSH HIM AWAY FROM MCGOOGLY “NO HARRY I LUV MCDUGGLY” he in anger while harry run away with waterfall eye 💧
Why He LI've Googldo? He luv R en! Ron LOVE Mcgigglen. Why WHY HE DO THIS
HE MUST FALL OFF CASTLE TO SHOW LOV.
Harry goes to top of Highschool and l he about to jump to shiw hisnlove when a hand appears on hus arm pulling him back
“No Mr.potter you stay”
Hardee gresp and punch who ever say words but his abs too hard
It was SNAPE 🐌
“OWe mrpotter I'm bere to help ur bitch ass Gawd” je rol eye
“I brought a little friend”
“Oi Kermit the frog here 🐸” he say slappn his frog feet on the tile
Harry gesp and grab Kermit he scream and eat his head in angry 😠 “No frog.”
snape gove him -_- look.
“U ruined my only friend Mr.potter”
Harry spit out chuncks of permits skull
“Ckme with me bitch” snape grab his hand amd walk of the roof. Harry scrd that Nsap grab him
But then get idea
“I be ur friend. Yah cuz now I am frog.”
“Oi Kermit the frog here” harry say like reptile who was now deceased.
Snap os silent and whips his black locks out of his face
“Gross” all he say before throwing harry down the stairs .
Harry screech and say “AS uUuh wiSh”
Snap gasp “my precious froG” he then throws him self down the stairs following harry
“My precious frog boy” snape pats his stomach
KERNMIT BURTS OUT AND SCREAM
“SUPRISE BITCH. I bet you thought you had seen the last of me”
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Hardee wiggles in pain his stomach BURSTED OPEN HE SHRIVELS UP BUT snape waters him with his o chin
“ you live harry. But me frog invincible ha laugh.” Snape slaps harry and he is left awestruck
He stabds up and suddenly his stomach healed. THE PEE IS MAGICAL. HE NEEDED MORE
“Ill eat u ThenN ya Ya Yayayayayayaya.”
KERMIT THEN SUDDEN TACKLE HAREY “ no i wan to eat him” he bites of his finger sparkles spew every where OH NO
HARRY SCRM AND HE WIFGLES DKDNFKFIDKFKFIFKCOCKCJFJFJJFJFJCCJCJCJJC
AND HE SCREAM THROUGH LIFE ALL UNTIL HE DIE THEN COME BACL AND BITES Kermit head
Kermit screeM AND SLAP HIM WITH HIS FROG HAND “you filth”
“ DISSAPPONTED” SCREMS HARRY IN SNAPE VOICE AND SUDDENLY KERMIT GASPS AND DISINEGRATES
BEFORE HE IS ASH HE WHISPES “I dont feel so good mr.snape”
Snape cries in happiness
“I try and get rid of so long u save.”
Hardee confused but stitched his fingers back onto his hand, “k”
