There once was a miner a hunter and his dog companion the miner asked the hunter if he would keep an eye on his cart full of gold while he went home to check on his sick grandmother. the hunter agreed. an hour later the hunter ordered the dog to stay with the cart until he returned. so the hunter went home to start dinner. Another hour later the miner came back and thanked the dog and gave him a piece of gold to fit in his mouth. he went home to appease his owner the hunter looked at him and said "I told you to stay with the cart, and not only did you not follow that you steal as well?!" shortly after the hunter killed the dog.
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