Yo mama's so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everyone.
Yo mama'a so fat when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat the only picture you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama's so fat she jump in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a rainbow she made skittles.
Yo mama's so fat she would've been in E.T but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said "who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama so fat she wears neck deorderant Yo mama so fat she has pork rind incense burning in her house Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito) Yo mama so fat she got a bath from the cooking channel Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food. Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama so fat, NASA thought she caused a solar eclipse. Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn." Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! yo mama so fat that when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami.
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator Yo mama so fat when her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters Yo mama so fat when she farted in the Gulf of Mexico it caused Hurricane Katrina Yo mama so fat she fell in love then broke it Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she doesn't have corn rows she has crop circles Yo mama so fat, she's the reason buffets installed speed bumps Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station Yo mama so fat when she get hurt we take her to the hospital in a pick up truck Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds Yo mama so fat she's like my ex-girlfriend... I can't get within 100 yards of her Yo Mama so fat up on Uranus their saying X marks the spot Yo mama so fat but I screwed her ne way Yo mama so fat she grinded her roller skates flat Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo mama so fat that when she was born the doctors had to give her a pregnancy test! Yo mama so fat when she masterbates it looks like a 3-way Yo mama so fat she shops at the Gap and now its the Filled Yo mama so fat the back of her head looks like hot dogs Yo mama so fat shes like the ocean....Big...Wide...and filed with Cubans! Yo mama so fat she has soft elbows Yo mama so fat instead of an STD she gave me cholestorol Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead Yo mama so fat she's like an SUV "Big Black and room for 6 construction workers inside" Yo mama so fat she has more crack than Whitney and Bobby Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she hasn't seen her waistline since 85 Yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on her diet pills Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo mama so fat when she wears Nike's they say Nickeloden Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi!!" Yo mama so fat she puts mayonasise on asprin Yo mama so fat she bathes with Shamu at Sea World Yo mama so fat she has to pull her pants down to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and broke the bridge Yo mama so fat the only time she lifts weights is when she gets out of bed Yo mama so fat shes on the seafood diet, she sees food and she eats it Yo mama so fat it took her four weeks to die from lethal injection Yo mama so fat her nipples touch on her back Yo mama so fat she's a middleweight prostitute Yo mama so fat she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama so fat not even Jesus could lift her spirits Yo mama so fat they had to put her back pockets in front Yo mama so fat she has to wear a spandex wedding ring Yo mama so fat she has shocks on her toilet Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat not even god could pick up.
