Danny Devito please marry me

The Wedding

A truly sensational day to humanity. A mere, silly, kawaii Neko like me, marrying a god such as the trashman. I felt #blessed.

A ring made of gekyumes foreskin, a real gift. I have never been closer to royalty.

"By the name of Jahseh, I pronounce you trashman and trash woman." Waluigi carried his words so proudly, I can't believe I broke up with him. But now I had found my soul mate, so there was no time to dwell on the past "You may kiss the bride."

He sweeps me in, and devours my face oh so romantically.

But just as per usual, everything my go horribly wrong cause it really be like that sometimes.

THE BOYS APPEAR, FIGHTING A GIANT FUCKING JAKE MEGATRON ITS LIKE FUCKING INSANE HOLY S H I T.

all of the guests died, lmao rip. Coconuts and sharks in the water started increasing rapidly by the singer legend himself biggie cheese gucci collabing with kanye west although i banned him from roblox on accident, and I oop-

Tom Holland came from the sky in his slutty Umbrella outfit literally slaying James Charles away, but then just like mosquitos to a blood vessel trouble had continued swarming in.

After James Charles it was the cats from the new cat movie like wtf who tf made them why are they real omg I'm gonna have like super nightmares holy shit please save me I'm just a smol neko maiden married to the lord and saviour Daddy Devito uwu.

He was defeated by a megatron of minions who came out of the sewer.

"Y\N-Chan! we have to get out of here my love!" he declared, before tossing me over his shoulder like a literal potato sack OwO and carried me away to safety. But sadly, it was only a deceiving look of comfort, when we got cornered by no other than W A T E R  S H I P.

"KEKEKEKEKEKEKE." his laughter left us both mortified, I was like genuinely crying like oh my god.

"I'll save you!" a chant of voices blended into each other, as Felix, my adoptive father! Appeared. 

"But dad! I thought you were too busy mourning Joergen #2 to show up!" I cried out, afraid for him, even with his shining diamond armor and Sven at his side.

"I'll never miss out on my mijas biggest day." honestly the best father figure i could've ever wished for (and probably wrote lmaoooooooooooo sorry Sam and Anastasiya).

"We're saved!" hope seemed to rise again, fueling us to keep safe from the danger.

"Allow me to introduce myself." Kim Jong Un appeared out of a fucking nether portal that spawned almost on us.

"Are you fucking kidding me."

"M A K E A M E R I C A G R E A T A G A I N." a war cry from my fav jojo character echoed, as Donald Trump rode on a cyberpunk horse painted within the American colours. The two jousted like no tomorrow, Donald doing his best to keep us safe.

Shit was going down faster than youtube drama like holy fuck bitches got no chill these days smh.

Anyway so the day continued going from like 0-1000000 within a blink of an eye, another villain showing up... Every ten seconds, checked it on my apple watch. So basically, yeah it really be like that.