i saw this post that was like, what if people just told bucky he did all this crazy shit + killed 48933783 people as the winter soldier, & he would just believe them bc he don't know what da fuck goin on
and i came up w some scenarios.
i apologize for the following.sam: so then his pants ripped, and all the candy fell out!
bucky: :D
sam: okay now u tell me a story about u
bucky: well i used to-
sam: remember that time when u were like... totally uncool.. and like assassinated the president or whatever?
bucky: ...i'm sorry, W H A T?sam: who knew heads had the same consistency as grapefruits. hm. learn sumn new everyday
bucky: okay i'm gonna ask again.... what the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
sam: wow i haven't seen u this confused since you wiped out the dodo bird species
bucky: ? ??? PLE SAE I DOTN KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKIGN ABOU T
sam:
bucky:
sam:
bucky: ,,,okay i'll admit 2 that one bc they're literally tiny turkeys that are ILLEGAL to eat????? sounds fake but okay. so i might've sort of eaten 3 in rebellion??? so what?
sam: bucky there were 3 dodos left on the fucking planet.
bucky: wait were there really jus 3 damn.. i kinda feel bad now... that's tough.. oops. anyway, didn't kill the president but go off i guess
sam: lying makes u go to hell but go off i guess
old ass steve, across the room: can someone please change my diaper i've been asking for 45 minutes—
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sambucky scenarios and unfortunate mishaps
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