sambucky scenarios and unfortunate mishaps

please its 4am helep mE

bucky: yo

sam: please don't

bucky: but please it's funny i promise wait

sam:

bucky:

sam: are u gonna fucking say something

bucky: o— OH. OKAY YES

bucky: so basically, i have an idea

   sam: here we go—

   bucky: there needs to be some mascots. animals that represent the best heroes protecting the world right now.

   sam: peter and t'challa already have those.

   bucky: what

   bucky: no man, i meant

   bucky: i meant uS

   sam: okay fine we're alright...but why would we need—

  bucky: sam you need a lamb. because it rhymes with—

   sam: SAM YES I GET IT IT RHYMES WITH SAM BUT I DONT WANT A FUCKING LAMB

   bucky:

   bucky: i was going to say bam but we are all entitled to our own opinions, even if some are conceded

   sam: quit egging me on

   bucky: e...g..g

   sam: what

   bucky: CLUCK. CHICKEN. BOK BOK.

   sam: bucky ????

   bucky: that's it! you brilliant bastard

  sam: what to fukc

   bucky: LAMB AND CLUCKY, MASCOT REPRESENTATIVES OF SAM AND BUCKY

   sam:

   sam:

   sam: ight imma head out 🚶🏾‍♂️