Buzz Lightyear X Buzz Lightyear

forgive me pls

this book is dedicated to my BFFL Arby's

Buzz lightyear was wondering around the the toy store looking low and only low because he is a toy and can't look high up. " Woody " he calls out in the dimly lit store. " Woody, where are you! " he yells out again trying to find his "heterosexual" cowboy companion. He finds himself walking down the Buzz Lightyear isle. Buzz continues to yell Woody's name. Buzz gets the idea to try to climb up the isle shelf to get a birds eye view. He climbs up and finds a box with a Buzz lightyear in it. It's there for display. He climbs inside the box out of curiosity. He stares deeply in the other Buzz's chin. " Am I really that fat? " he ask. He continues to look at the other Buzz and realizes he has a cool shiny belt. Buzz decides to reach for the belt out of curiosity. As he's about to touch it the other Buzz moves and grabs his arm swiftly. " Yo are you gay!?" ask the second Buzz. " No! Of course not! " OG Buzz says. " Then why are you reaching for my sister sparkly super stupendous belt " second Buzz says. " I just wanted to know if it was Gucci bro " OG Buzz says. " Well for you're information, no it's not. It's plastic with a nice sparkly sticker. Next time when you're trying to feel someone's belt ask for permission " Second Buzz says, " also why are you out of you're box?". " Oh I'm not for sale, I've already been bought " OG Buzz says. " Nice try " second Buzz says as he rams him into the plastic of the display. " It's time for you to go back into you're box " second Buzz says as he kicks OG Buzz's legs apart." oMG please don't put me back into the box, I'll do anything! " OG Buzz says. " Anything? " second Buzz asks. " ANYTHING!! " OG Buzz shouts. Second Buzz laughs " technically this ain't gay because we're the same person but just in case no homo ". " No homo bro " OG Buzz says back. Right has Second Buzz was about to kiss OG Buzz a car pulls up and it holds a Barbie, Green Dinosaur, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, and a Piggybank. " Well it looks like it's gonna be a party now.... " second Buzz says.

3 hours later

" what time you so long to get her! " Woody yells as the whole gang walks in threw the vent. " Listen here pal, we had some fun. Not everything is about you. " OG Buzz tells Woody. " No, you didn't! " Woody yells. " YES! I DID IT! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT WOODY! " OG Buzz screams at Woody. " ARE YOU GAY NOW?!" Woody screeches like a 4'9 toddler would ( aka me ). " No I said no homo " Buzz says. " yee haw " says Woody.

The end