The Chronicles of Pigeon
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On June 13, Year unknown, a small child was born- an attemtped abortion that ate her way out of the womb. A cannibilistic baby, now an orphan.
The local orphanage, Jesus' cloak, took the small child in. After eating one of the nuns, they threw her out into the parking lot where she proceeded to eat
the stray dog the other children were feeding. The devil, her illigitament uncle, tried to take her down to the underworld but she decided to throw his cat
into the eternal flames. Lucifer then casted her out of hell and sent her back to the orphanage parking lot. The nuns felt obligated to take her back
thinking she was some sort of demi-god considering the fact she was thrown out of hell. They presented her on the aulter to God and he threw an uno reverse
card down apon the child. The nus gasped and locked her in the witches cell, the holy uno card had been cast, they could not accept. The child excaped and
tracked down the sent of the witch from the cell. Somehow she found herself at 1155 North Manson street. The witch was a small 28 year old with two small
children. The woman was Katelyn Nunward, a woman from Indiana that moved to Nova Scotia a couple years ago after her father blew up her house doing
sick skateboard tricks with a propane tank of the roof. The small child was anointed the name 'Pigeon' because she could not speak, only chirp. The woman
locked the child into her bell tower and to test her knowledge. The only thing the girl had to do was ring the bell. Ofcourse, because of the lack of education she
had no clue what a bell was. She called to her uncle, who was actually having an affair with her capturer. He walked up the tower and stared at her for a
minute. He then walked back down the stairs and left her there. The only thing left for her to do was call apon her illigitament grandfather, God. God spoke
down to the child but only drew another uno reverse card onto the bell she was to ring. However she did not know the holy uno reverse card would keep her from
touching the bell. The witch would feed the girl once a week and when her children were bad she would lock them in there with Pigeon. The girl would
casually snack on the children's hair, making them terrified of ever making their mother mad. Everytime there was an intruder, they would sick Pigeon
on them, scaring the intruder away with her pigeon noises. If she was succsessful they would let her eat dinner under the table with them, feeding her the
most divine meals she's ever had of a corner of a cookie. On rare occasions she would get a cellery soaked in green bean juice, this was her favorite snaccc.
Sometimes if it was soggy enough, she would snort it. One time, Katelyn took a trip to London and decided to bring Pigeon along. She ate a royal gaurd's
fingure. When the gaurd got mad, Katelyn told them that she appologized for her dog. Pigeon bit her ankle and ate the gaurds hat in one slurp. The Queen
trapped her in Big Ben, telling her to just ring the bell. Pigeon had a mental breakdown and trapped herself in between gears but failed to kill herself due to
her Gak bones. The queen sentanced her exicution but she ate the guilotene. Then someone came in and yelled, "let them eat cake." And started throwing
cake at her. They all started ringing bells but Pigeon thought it was a storm and had a heart attack. She dies, but came back because Lucifer still didn't
want her, but sent her with a message for Katelyn,"down to smash."
