March 11th, 2019: No wars today which is odd. i test the stick just now on some dummies with fursuits on and it worked. I was surprised that it worked. I programed it to disintegrate furries at a press of one button. At 10:41 am i got a call from captain. He talked about how odd it was that there was no war today. Then he said that the reinforcements have got killed by the furries. Now i know who i am going after.
