Half-assed Space Craft

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"You're serious," Takebayashi realized.

Karma shook his head , softly. "he officially gone off the deep end once again."

Koro-sensei was beyond excited. "YES! Consider this the Assassination Classroom out-of-season research project!"

A picture of several realistically drawn students of E Class was shown as if it were a flyer. In the top center were the ISS and a picture of Saturn, which was actually a 'realistically drawn' Koro-sensei face with rings around it.

"Ground control to Major Tom," an astronaut voice said. "The ISS has been hijacked!"

"Whoa. No way," Nagisa said.

"Yes, way! Yes way ! " Koro-sensei insisted enthusiastically. "All the way!" He was beyond excited. "Consider this the Assassination Classroom out-of-season research project!"

A picture of several realistically drawn students of E Class were shown as if it were a flyer. In the top center was the ISS and a picture of Saturn, which was actually a 'realistically drawn' Koro-sensei face with rings around it. "Ground control to Major Tom," an astronaut's voice said. "The ISS has been hijacked!"

(And so, the E Class's unprecedented research project began.) Nagisa narrated. Itona was working with Takebayashi and Nakamura.

"The re-entry capsule carrying the research data will plunge into the Pacific Ocean," Koro-sensei told his students. "As a precaution against potential theft by the super creature which the said data pertains, the capsule will remain unopened while enroute to the lab - an insightful provision on their part. I'm not equipped to handle heavy objects, you see. A five-ton capsule might as well be a reinforced bank safe for all I'd be able to carry it."

"Which is why we'll get them to show us the goods before re-entry," Okano said. She looked up at Koro-sensei. "Still, though, does Japan really have the tech to launch an unmanned rocket into space?"

"It's hard to believe, but as it so happens, yes. Of course, I might have had a little something to do with that, but it's whatever."

Nagisa smiled. "There were a lot of unknowns, a lot to be terrified of, but when there's a problem to tackle, we come together. And when we come together... Blast off!"

Isogai stood at the front of the classroom. "Okay, we have a plan. Time to put that plan into action! First off, the rocket only holds two people." He raised his own hand, volunteering before asking the question. "Who's going?"

"ME!" most of the boys in the class said immediately and in unison, eagerly raising their hands.

Isogai's smile wavered. "Ah... Okay."

"Oh, the boys huh?" Nakamura commented, resting her face on her hand as she leaned against her desk.

Koro-sensei spoke up. "It's an experimental vessel with no successful flights yet...Who still wants to go!?"

Everyone except for Itona set their hands down. "I still want to," Said Itona. "I love technology. The whole idea makes my mouth water. It's just... it's clear to me who should go." He turned his head to look at them. "Nagisa. Karma."

Karma looked over at him. "Well...." he place finger on his chin. "I guess I can go again." He hummed thoughtfully and rested his arms behind his head and leaned back in his chair.

Okano rose a brow. " 'again' ? "

There was a pause. Many jaw dropped to the ground.

"You're serious," Takebayashi realized.

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