miroku's magic ride

miroku ate something he wasnt suppose to and is now paying for it. if it dont make since dont 

worry its not suppose to. goa trance psychedelic old school music helped me on this! this is my 

second story so please let me know what u think! please give it a chance please! i dont own 

anything but the plot!

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on a sunny beautiful day miroku decided to pick some mushrooms for lunch. so the mushroom picking began.

he picked so many that he didnt know the mushrooms he picked were the MAGIC MUSHROOMS.

after he got a basket full he went back to the group. hey i got the mushrooms for my lunch 

miroku says and kagome says that would be great for your lunch miroku. so kagome and sango 

chopped up all the mushrooms so miroku can put it his bowl of stew. shippou and kilahla were 

playing and chasing butterflies in a field of flowers and some trees. inuyasha came back with 

some meat then sat in a tree waiting for the stew to be done. hey kagome im hungry shippou 

says and kagome says its ready now so fill up your bowls. miroku filled up his bowl and put the 

mushrooms in his bowl(miroku is the only one with mushrooms in his stew).  as they were 

eating miroku started to feel funny(insert psychedelic music here). things started to go into 

funny colors and started swirling. then all of a sudden bunnies started to come up to him and 

started asking him to mate with them. but miroku say no but they were bugging him to mate 

with them. while this was going on everybody was looking at him like he was nuts. because all 

of a sudden miroku started running around and yelling. inuyasha asked more like yelled what 

the hell is your problem miroku? miroku yelled back OH MY GOD THE BUNNIES ARE FUCKING 

CHASING ME AND THEY WANT TO MATE WITH ME NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID 

BUNNIES!! for miroku everything was multicolored and breathing(think LSD trip) the trees were 

saying hey baby do you wanna do it squeeze or our ass its firm and the flowers were singing and 

dancing like the smurfs, birds were burp out got milk, the sun was a color of rainbow, the sky 

was the color black and pink and orange, the food miroku was eating was saying bite me eat me 

make me fill good. the tea he was drinking was yelling drink me down i make u pee ill make you 

pee until you bleed, puppies were pooping everywhere and saying hey boo boo lets get them 

picnic baskets, the kittens were yelling greet me beat me make me bleed kinky sex is all i need, 

the sheep were saying all these squires make a circle over and over,the cows were saying in a 

sing song voice im touching all the candy im your friend my balls itch, the chickens were saying i 

work at blow job cafe on blowing street in boner city, the squirrels were saying tied up tied 

down up aginst the wall be my rubber maid baby and we can do it all, the monkeys were yelling 

spank me now spank me until i cant sit down, then kouga showed up yelling i love pink and 

purple unicorns, naraku also showed up saying i love to eat dog shit tacos mmm they are so 

good they make your mouth breath minty fresh and the bunnies well they were singing i had 

the time of my life and chasing him because they wanted to mate with him. kagome says wow 

im not having any problems what about you? everyone says nope not me. wow miroku  i 

thought you would never turn down a chance to be with a female says shippou. im not miroku 

say its just... oh my god sango you are looking very lovely. then miroku took off his clothes and 

started to hump a tree. he humped the tree and was calling out sango's name and getting 

splinters in a place no man wants to get splinters at. kagome was laughing really hard and 

sango on the other hand was too embarrass to talk about it and shippou didnt understand it all. so 

inyasha told him what happened. as for miroku talk about embarrassing. poor miroku had to 

get the splinters out of his dick and balls. looks like miroku wont be using little miroku any time 

soon. poor miroku had to have keade take out all the splinters out with tweezers one by one 

slowly and painfully and keade was laughing at miroku's story.

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