1: if Toby wants to dress up like a girl. Let him. You can let everyone and yourself post pics of him and send them on Instagram
2: if Toby doesn't change his underwear in the morning. Threaten him that you will perv at him when he is in the shower if he doesn't
3: Toby is really dumb he will do anything. So tell him to change into a pink dress and make him say: "I'm ready for the ball!" If your in a bad mood
4: Toby wears a brown hoodie with stripes on the arms so he is easy to find. When he doesn't wear it hope to god he is not lost
5: if Toby gets his clothes dirty make him clean it. If you clean it he will be like a edgy teen that likes to hustle money off you
6: don't let Toby wear any clothes except for his own. He will stain them and make them smell like waffles and once they smell like waffles he won't give them back
