Long ago in the land of Gibbison, their lived Gibby. Gibby was the ruler of all gibbies. At the annual birthday parade, the Gibbies gobbled and giggled in great Gibby joy and welcome you in.
Suddenly the great king Gibby approach you and asked for your 9th finger, you said yes (For some stupid fucking reason, Jenelle I'm writing this for you. And Oji) His chunky hand reaches for a butter knife. In one Shister swift swoop he chops off your finger and guzzles it down whole.
"Welcome to the Clan, Miss McGibberson" He says while saluting.
A great sense of pride rushes over you. Time to party!!!
Time skip because fuck that!
You wake up with a sore throat and a pounding head. 'Where am I' you wonder....Suddenly
Knock,Knock.
That is it for today yallll. See ya 👋 ( bitch).