a fun fun dream journal

yesterday and how is this 802 words long

Started off getting cocaine as a medicine

Snuck some upstairs

Planned to take it, as i pulled it from my pocket, I accidentally took out some individual cornflakes.

My sister thought i was going to take the coke, so she just walked in on me innocently eating some cornflakes and left me alone

I'm suddenly outside in the freezing wind whilst a creep stands next to me and tries to make talk without ever looking me in my eyes, which annoys the hell out of me.

I get on the ship and know i'm gonna go through some sort of hunger games shit

It's cool, i get on and slide about on a mattress for a bit

Chill out with my friends whilst sliding on these air mattresses

Dude called sam that i haven't talked to in several years comes in and says Jackie (my year head) is waiting to take us off the ship

My group all gets taken down a different set of escalators and it's set in Kings Cross station

That creepy dude comes back and starts feeling me up and i'm like "Jackie told me to wait here" and he's all like "I can take you to the place, if you want." and i'm like "fuck you"

Jackie and my group came back and other dude leaves

We all drive to this huge wood department store and a load of plastic toy weapons were set through the place. Some were like small plastic shovels, whilst others were huge sharp plastic chainsaws

I ran around for a bit, super stressed and shit, and suddenly found a tiny playdoh knife and some plastic swords.

This is all i have, so i grab it and turn to see two harley quinn looking bitches, and another dude.

One of the harley quinn looking bitches have the blue Revenge era Gerard look (with the huge stripe across both eyes) and the other has the Revenge era Frank crosses in red.

They're both wielding huge plastic chainsaws that work, oh fuck oh fuck.

I see a dude behind them and am super scared.

"Hey Daniel! Hey Daniel! Ha, we caught him! Ha!" they yell out, kind of like Glimmer and Clove in the Hunger Games when they find Katniss (get over the spoiler)

I'm cornered, oh fuck.

The dude runs inside, and grabs a table and knocks them both out.

Wait a second, i know this dude.

This dude was my boyfriend/crush/friend/person that ignored me for a week then kissed me the next day and pretended nothing happened while he ran off trying to get the attention of a slut whilst i stood there not knowing what the fuck to do as i felt like i wasn't good enough and couldn't break up with him because technically we were together but then we weren't again and he pretended i didn't exist!

Yay!

I had the whole startled deer in headlights thing going on, so he stopped running towards me.

Then, plot twist, i suddenly realised i was in the past! OoOH

So then i was sitting in the department store with a weird family, perfectly safe.

And i thought it was like 1980 because of how they decorated their house

And then things started to point out that it wasn't 1980 and i was like "that's sick as frick, happy nineties!"

then they were like "no, it's not the nineties."

and i thought "hey, this seems pretty cool. Maybe i can go see MCR or something!"

Then i read the calendar.

"2013"

BITCH EXCUSE ME.

NO.

But dream me was like "well that sucks, all the bands i love are already in a phase i've seen before! i already exist!" etc.

Then my boyfriend/crush/friend/person that ignored me for a week then kissed me the next day and pretended nothing happened while he ran off trying to get the attention of a slut whilst i stood there not knowing what the fuck to do as i felt like i wasn't good enough and couldn't break up with him because technically we were together but then we weren't again and he pretended i didn't exist (you didn't have to read that) walked back in, and i was like

"Hey, thanks for not killing me back there." smooth as hell, like damn, i woke up and felt proud of myself for that line and then realised it didn't happen.

He laughed, gave me the heart eyes (which made dream me happy but IRL me annoyed because this dude is actually just my mutual friend now and i've had other more healthy relationships since then and i didn't actually need to feel happy about anything) and walked away, leaving me flustered.

Then, i sat down, watched Lion King on a projector, went out and bought a DVD of The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas and didn't cry for some reason.

Then, i woke up and realised that this all happened in the space of a 2 hour nap.

What the actual fuck