IT AND ST PREFERENCES on hold

Them As Things I Say (IT)

Jaeden
Me: Why are you so obsessed with Dogs?
Friend: Because..
Me: Because isn't an answer.

Finn
Friend: Why do you like Finn Wolf hard so much?
Me: Have you not seen the fucker, he's a whole snack.

Wyatt
"I hate carrots.. I hate you because you're a moron"
(Moron is carrot in Welsh)

Jack
"Shut up you pink dildo"

Sophia
"Lesbihonest"
(Pitch Perfect)

Jeremy
"School sucks ass"

Chosen
"Chosen's name is Chosen for a reason.. He's the Chosen one"

A/N: Don't be afraid to request!