Love Triangle?

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Chan's POV

Hani wasn't happy.

She never was, when two of her friends are as straight as a ruler.

You can say... She's a straightophobe.

"The gay populations are decreasing drastically, we need to do something about this," was what she said for the third time as the school reporters asked her.

"For fuck's sake Hani, even though I'm straight it doesn't mean you'd have to steal my precious M&Ms!!" Trin yelled as the girl stole half of a pack of M&Ms that was Trin's.

"Hani, sweetie, please don't be mad, there's just 2 of them straights, okay?" I said, calming the short girl down.

"...Okay," she said.

"Guys, guys!!" Seungkwan yelled.

"What?" we all said.

"I just found out that Jaehee isn't that tall!! She just wears high heels and stands on bamboo shits!!" he yelled.

"Okay, watch this and learn beauties," Hani said.

She searched on her Doraemon pocket and found...

A saw! Yay!

She pulled out the saw and yelled "Magical Saw!!" like the Doraemon girl she is.

Istg Qween, the Doraemon fangirl, was legit jealous.

"Qween is shaking.." I said.

"No, I'm not." Qween lied.

"Heh say things you want, I nailed every voice I made," Hani said.

Hani then quietly went to Jaehee's direction and...

*thump!!*

"OH MY GOD HANI YOU REBEL!!" Trin yelled.

There stood Jaehee, the girl who fell with a loud thump.

When she got up we were so shocked.

She was legit shorter than Hani!!

"YOU FUCKER UGGGGGGG!!!" she shouted.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

rip bitch, rip.

"Well damn, she's short as hell," I said.

"I know right." Dino said.

Well.

If you didn't know,

Dino likes Seungcheol.

I have to address him as Dino because my name is Chan and his name is also Chan so we would be struggling if we both will be called Chan because Chan and I are Chan so--

Okay okay, I'll shut up everyone knows this shit, especially Lee Know.

An old joke I know I'm unoriginal.

Okay okay, I would shut my bitch ass up for real.

"Whoa Dino, where did you even come from??" Hani said.

"Eh, I was bored so I tried finding you guys, turned out I saw the shortest 13-year-old getting tortured by Hani. Rip sweetie, rip." Dino said.

"It was just the stage one, sweetheart, prepare for the torture of your life.." Hani said, laughing evilly like a demon she is.

"Honestly I'm scared even though I'm not the victim," I said.

"Same man, same," Felix said.

"Now where the fuck did you just came from bro?" Hani asked.

"Boo dragged me, whoops. He then left me alone so I yeet myself here meep." he answered.

"yEET," I said.

"yeET," Felix replied, and the yeeting saga continued.

"Bitch shut up with your yeet shits oh my god stop flooding the group chat with yeets it's already a burden already with 70+ chaotic ass peoples, stop making it one damn torture," Minho said, more like short ranting on the group chats and the Aussies' yeeting shits.

"Shut up biatch," Hani said.

"No, you," Minho said, completely forgetting that Hani is the devil herself.

"Oh no I'm so sorry—" Minho said, but of course it's too late. He had been digging his own gay ass grave talking fire with the shortie.

Of course, the short little bitch went searching something in her Doraemon pocket, pulling out something like a Blackpink lightstick.

"BLACKPINK'S MAGICAL NOT EVEN CLOSE TO COLOUR PINK MURDERING LIGHTSTICK!!" yelled the girl.

"OH MY GOD HANI STOP IM GAY AND OF COURSE YOU WON'T WANT TO MURDER YOUR GAY FRIENDS RIGHT SJDNFNFNFN—" Minho yelled like shits.

Sike I ain't telling you the next thing that happened, yeet.

-To be continued ad intensifies-

Hyunjin's POV

"jOSHUA PLEASE IM SO TIRED OF THE TWO'S BULLSHITS OH MY GOD oh also there's someone who writes weird love letters and puts them in my best friend's locker and honestly I was so confused about the languages so hecking much please help." I ranted on Joshua, the only trusty person who definitely is normal.

Sike you thought.

But hey, at least he helped, unlike those dum-dums.

"Oh, really? May I see the letters, please?" he asked.

"Sure, I guess," I said.

I then grabbed the soft pastel purple and dark green letters that had foreign languages written beautifully in it, as aesthetic as it sounds it's true.
I gave the two letters to Joshua.

Suddenly I saw Joshua blushing.

"U-uh so the dark green letter said that the guy liked your best friend, and the pastel purple one said that she shouldn't think of what others say and that they were just jealous of your beauty," Joshua said.

"Oh okay then," I said.

Wait.

"How do you know my best friend is a girl?" I asked him.

Joshua blushed and spluttered nonsense.

"i-i was j-just g-guessing okay?!" he said.

"Yeah sure, sure..." I said.

"You're totally not stalking my step-cousin, yeah sure man, sure.." I said, and Joshua blushed again.

"J-just... Don't tell her okay?" Joshua asked.

"I won't, promise," I said.

He gave me his sweater paw, asking me to hold his little pinkie finger as a promise, and I gladly accepted it.

"You're too much of a softie sometimes, Joshua," I said.

"No homo," I said again.

Seungmin's POV because this chapter really is just Hani torturing peoples and some fillers for my straight Joshua fanfics

"Jisung, I don't know anymore." I sighed.

"Seungmin, please, don't lose your hope man," Jisung said, trying to calm me.

"B-but... He never would like me, he never will.." I said.

"Min, you like Changbin, don't you?" Jisung asked me.

"I don't like Changbin," I said.

"I love Changbin," I said again.