Like Miley Cyrus said before she was a drugged whore,"Nobody's Perfect! (unless you're Olivia!)" But I'm tired of looking at you slobs, so I'm gonna show you how to be sugoi! Take Aidan for example, he's a skinny, droopy-eyed, skank who tries to hard to impress people. Now if we gave him sugar, spice, everything nice, and boob implants, he would be BIDAZZLING! But he's too gay.
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How to be Smexy
ChickLitHi, I'm Olivia. Are you ugly , fat, gross, smelly , or naked? Of course you are, fatty! Today, I'm showing you how to be smexy!
