I ran laughing my ass off, poor poor mate you'll never catc-. I didn't finish my thought because that son of a bitch tackled me, umm rude! Why you gotta be so ru-, that douche novel interrupted me again..
"Why'd you run little mate?" he said his deep crystal blue eyes peering into my purplish brown ones.
I laughed at his ridiculous comment. Little? I internally scoffed! I'm anything but little, I'm curvy, a triple d, and let just say I should've been in Nicki Minaj's anaconda video cause girl I think my butt looks big.
He opened his mouth to say something but I covered it.
" Look I'm not gonna lie your hand sliding up and down my thigh makes me feel like a telephone pole in a lightnin storm! But if you don't remove your hand right now trust me buddy you're gonna pray to the moon goddess that you get a new pair of balls."
And that's how I met my mate, and he realized I'm not your average Luna!
