Hey hey so... I had this weird thought... about how our friends would act if they were drunk
Hah...Hahahah--
How do you think will Titus act if he's drunk?
Holy shit, that is so random and great-- He'll like... start singing
And spitting at everyone's faces because he's too close
Oh my go-- XD How-- How about Thomas? yeah Thomas Thomas?
Dominant I think ;-;
He'll try
He'll flirt
Then gets slapped at some point
Eyyy-- same thought.
So how about Roxanne? Yeah Roxanne?
Hmm... she'll actually let her emotions control her
Don't tell me she'll be crying--
She'll be apologetic and vulnerable
That would be new to see actually
Shell go...
Roxanne: Titus you suck and I'm sorry. Don't hurt me--
Oh my god-- this is gold XD
She be insulting someone and one second later she'll be apologizing
And Titus would be like;
Titus: PfFFFt *spits flying everywhere* who cares about what you say---
Oh my go-- I can see this happen
And Thomas would attempt flirting if Roxanne would come up to him;
Thomas: Hey baby, except for being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Roxanne would cry and shout;
Roxanne: RAAAPE---
How about Denzel the only straight ruler here
Oof-- Denzel's a hard one ;-;
She'll probably be all bossy and such
And no one would take her seriously
So she's like an angry drunk ;-;
When she sees Thomas flirting with Roxanne and Roxanne screaming RAAPEEE-- I can just imagine her trying to pick a fight with Thomas after dragging him
Arguing about how Thomas flirts to which is better until they fight onto nonsensical things
Denzel: HOW CAN YOU DO INDECENT THINGS AND FEEL NOTHING ABOUT IT?! HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE LOWER THAN DIRT YOU *Insert some formal insults(if there even is one*
Denzel: YOU IMBECILE DOLT- WHY DO YOU DO SUCH THINGS TO YOUR MATES- OH I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR DINGDONG- EWEW STOP STICKING IT TO PEOPLE--
Thomas: You're cute when you're angry
Denzel: OH, DON'T FLIRT YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS, YOU ANIMAL!
-A little interruption because we were doing this in a gc and Thomas may or may not started to seen it and I panicked-
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Random thoughts my friend and I made at 1 am
RandomWhen you give 'em a random thought like "Hey hey how do you think our friends'll act if they're drunk?" Yeah and you decided to make a whole ass book for it because you love it and would do anything to make more in the future for your own laughter.