Namjin Oneshots

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Namjoon POV

"Who's that guy in the picture on your desk?" One of my students ask. I teach modern literature at Bighit high school.

"My husband." I say. "Now focus on the lesson."

"You're gay?!" He asks.

"Yes, I am." I huff. "Now continue your work."

"Do you have a kid?"

"I don't get paid enough for this." I sigh. The classroom door bursts open.

"Kim Namjoon! Why was one of our sons sent to the hospital?! I trusted you to pick out a responsible babysitter!" My husband rants.

"Seokjin." I say.

"What could possibly be more important than what I'm talking about at the moment?!" He exclaims. I gesture to my class, who all have wide eyes.

"Oh...hello." He chuckles nervously.

"You do realize, that you're still covered in blood, right?" I say.

"Shit." His eyes widen. He looks to the class. "I'm a doctor. That's why I'm all bloody. Now back to the important matter. Yoongi is in the hospital!"

"Well kids, you'll get to see what a part of marriage is like." I say.

"He's in the hospital, because one of his brothers shoved a popcorn kernel up his nose! My brother walked into the house to grab something, when he saw Yoongi crying, and the babysitter on her phone!"

I try to hold in my laughter, but fail miserably. "A p-popcorn kernel?!"

"It's not funny!" He exclaims. "Ugh, you're so immature!"

"Aww, baby I'm sorry." I wrap my arms around him. He leans his head into onto my shoulder

"Am I the only one who thought that was adorable?" One of my students exclaim.

"I'll meet you at the hospital after class. I'll get a substitute to fill in for me." I say.

"Good. I love you~" He shouts as he leaves the room.

"Love you too!" I shout back.

"You guys are so cute together!"