Headless Chicken

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Mia POV 

It has been 2 weeks after the church clean up operation, and also there were some Honkai attacks here and there nothing major. But I can't help that there is something bigger going on, or is just my mind telling myself to lay down in the comfy bed. But I had to get up and go for school. 

5 minutes later

Once I did the usual routine, I went downstairs for breakfast and I found every one was in their respective uniforms.

Shiro: Morning Mia.

Mia: Morning Shiro

Cecilia: Hi sleepyhead.

Mia: Morning sis.

And so I ate my breakfast just like the rest. After that we proceeded to go to school.
And once we entered the school we saw Kiba, and I was not in the mood for this.

Mia: What is it Kiba, I know that Rias send you here and I'm not in the mood for this,

Kiba: Please let me explain, Rias sent me here to fetch you because she wanted to apologies about yesterday and she wanted to explain why she wanted you to join her peerage.

Kiana: And what is that?

Kiba: She will explain everything.

Mia: Okay, okay we will hear her out.

Kiba: Deeply appreciated.

ORC Room

Kiana POV

To be honest I wasn't waiting for this, and I think I am in a bad comedy sit-com a devil "apologizing" well there is a first time for every thing.

Kiana: So care to explain why You gathered my sister and me along with friends.

Rias: Well the reason for why I called you here was to apologize for the incident a couple of days ago, and-

???: My Lovely Rias, it has been a while that Reiser has been in the human world.

A teleportation circle like that of Rias but this one was fiery orange. Revealing the worlds greatest schmuck to have graced this world.

 Revealing the worlds greatest schmuck to have graced this world

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Kiana: Who is the Kentucky fried chicken?

Than another magic circle appeared revealing a woman wearing  a maid uniform

Than another magic circle appeared revealing a woman wearing  a maid uniform

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Rias: Gryfia?

Gryfia: Lady Rias, and everyone that is here this is Lord Riser Phenex, heir to the Phenex family and Lady Rias Fiance.

Mia: Basically a schmuck.

Change Pov 

Kiana POV

So we were greeted by this blond overcompensating schmuck who turns out to be Rias' fiance. Now I understand why she wanted us to join her peerage, well her problems aren't ours.

Mia: Now I think I am the one that should be apologizing, You should have told us that you were going to marry a schmuck.

Riser: Rias dear our families made the arrangement and it would be unwise to do so, and who are these humans that dear Disrespect Reiser.  

Rias: Those Reiser are the Valkyries that assisted on eliminating the fallen angels that set up shop in my town.

Kiana: I can't help but pity you you Rias by being this schmuck's fiance.

Reise: Who do you are to disrespect the great Reiser Phenex.

Mia: Sorry but we don't give a flying fuck about a useless Lollygager with an overinflated Ego.

Rias: And for the last time Resier, I will not marry you!

Reiser: You don't have a choice in the matter!

Gryfia: Actually the Lucifer said if Rias doesn't want to marry she would have to win a Rating game if she would want to have the wedding called of, and she has 10 days to prepare for the match.

Rias: Big Brother?!

Reiser: Very well than Reiser accepts the challenge.*Snap* 

Suddenly flame covers the room and Mia and me proceed to grab the fire extinguisher, only to die down and reveal his peerage AKA his harem*.

Reiser: I hope that You realize the difference between me and you dear Rias.

Issei: HE HAS HIS OWN HAREM?!

Mia: Is that the first thing that comes to mind?

Reiser: Who is this and how dear he speak out of line?

Rias: That Reiser is my pawn Issei, and he wants to be a Harem King.

Reiser: So your pawn wants to become a harem king, Yuubelluna come here.

Then he proceeded to french kiss his queen and grab her breast, and while I was watching Issei who was green with jealousy, this guy got to his dream first, and just watching him makes me feel violated.

 Mia: Mei can you cut this guys head off?

Meis: What! Are you crazy?

Mia: Trust me, if he is boasting his immortality around like no ones business, he will remain alive and teach him what happens when someone mocks the lightning empress.

Mei: If  you say so.

Than Mei proceeds to grab her practice kendo sword holder, revealing her sword which she uses when we are in missions she then proceeded to cut Reiser's head off. which she than kicked at Mia's direction. Than I saw Reiser headless body looking for the head than Mia started playing with it like a soccer ball it was really funny.

Kiana: Guess what they say about a headless chicken can walk without its head was true.

Reiser: Put my head back to my body this instance human or I'll incinerate you where you stand.

Mia: You didn't say the magic word. 

Reiser: Put me back immediately.

Mia: How about... no.

Than I saw Mia kicking Reisers head out of the window like a soccer ball.

Reisers peerage: Lord Reiser/ Big brother.

Than they proceeded to go down stairs to retrieve his head.

Gryfia: As entertaining as that was, I have to go and lady Rias remember you only have 10 days to prepare for the rating game, good afternoon.

Kiba: Now what boucho?

Rias: Now Kiba, we go training.

Mia: Well Rias we accept you appology. good day  

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