Metroidvania

Square One

" Hobi, you still on that TV?" He asked shutting the door behind him.

"Hmm." was Hoseok's reply as he moved around his body, swinging the bayonet to kill his virtual enemies.

" Shit." he whispered as he died in the video game. He walked over and switched the TV off.

"And I see, you still with books?" He said to Namjoon.

Namjoon sat down on his best friend's bed.

"Yeah man. Such a pity, you own such a huge library and yet, you prefer murdering people."

" I call it preparing myself for the future apocalypse." Hoseok said, dramatically swinging his bayonet.

Namjoon rolled his eyes.

"So Joonie, me being the nice friend that I always am, I'm going to allow you to borrow those books. And also because my parents aren't home."

"Wait, seriously? Oh my god man, you are the best."

"I know, don't remind me." He said grinning.

***

They spent some time lounging around and talking nonsense before Namjoon agreed to play Battle Calls, swinging their rifles around firing onto the zombie squad coming their way. 

"Hey, I almost got him! Oh no I didn't ." Namjoon jumped up just as Hoseok yelped and fired at a bloody zombie.

"Can I tell that these zombies look way too much like Voldemort?" Namjoon laughed "One even looked like Killmonger when I put just the right amount of bullets through him"

Hoseok yelled a "watch out" just as the zombie rolled its one remaining eye and attacked Namjoon with graphic blood spilling all over. 

Its like these zombies choose, he thought as the zombie lunged for him, and although he shot at him, the game just shut down with a big red MISSION FAILED. 

Hoseok groaned and threw a pillow at Namjoon, which hit him promptly in the face and he fell down with an "oomph".

"Joonie, first of all, who the heck is a kill mango and second, please focus on the game? Oh, wait there is a third. WHAT DOES THE USERNAME noobmaster69 even mean?!" He glared at him. "I can't even believe you're my best friend"

"'Tis my honour" Namjoon gave a mock bow " and it's Killmonger, not mango."