Im allergic to Jesus.

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I was skipping down the bike trail with Siyon who by the way finally gave me my diary back. After me begging for it of course. We were on our way to see our bestie, well my bestie Jenna.

We've been friends since middle school but we've just recently got really close last summer.

She's white but I swearr she acts black sometimes. She has a nice figure. Skinny in the front. Big in the back. Meaning she has a big butt.. a black girls butt..hah hah. Yeah I look.

The reason I said she's my bestie an not Siyons is because they don't really get along. Its not like they hate each other... they just don't have a lot in common. Usually Siyon ends up choking her (playfully of course) and I end up coming to her rescue.

Ah good times.

We were still walking and I decided to take out my phone.

"Selfiee" I sang while making a Duck face. Siyon chuckled.

I stopped again and twisted so I could get Siyon in the picture as well.

"Usie!!!!!"

He took the phone calmly away from me and deleted it. I watched my phone as it was violated right in front of me.

"I'm so sorry bay-bee I couldn't save you."

"Calm down. And don't ever say that again." He said while handing me back my phone.

I stuck my tongue out at him.

"Haters gonna hate."

He looked at me and sighed as if saying what is there for me to hate on.

But I know he's just mad that my selfie game is strong.

I giggled to myself.

We continued the walk silently. My mind was still stuck on the perfect usie that couldn't make its debute on instagram....A moment of silence please.

Finally the trail ended and we could see Jenna's house in the distance.

"Awweee yeaa Jenna's house" I said while smiling and started walking faster.

Eventually we ended up on her porch.

"Alright Siyon you know the drill"

He nodded pushing me aside and bust through the door. Yeah that's right real friends don't knock. He stepped in the house his face showed absolute boredom. Like always.

"Cuppy I'm home" I called out coming in behind him.

He stepped to the side leaning against the wall.

Logan came down the stairs behind Jenna. Did I mention they were related? He awkwardly scratched his armpit and then smelled his hand.

"I need to take a shower." he said while rubbing Jenna on her head. She made a face of disgust.

"Ewww go die" Jenna said while coming to love me.

I embraced my cuppy.

"Yesss I agree with her. Go die. Come back to life. And then go die again"

Logan walked towards Siyon.

"Love you too sis"

He held out his hand to Siyon.

"Whats up bro"

"Your hilarious." Siyon said without laughing.

Logan let his hand fall looking rejected. Then their mom came in from the kitchen.

"I'm hungry!" She whined.

Jenna sighed.

"Mom your suppose to be the adult. You take care of me. Not the other way around."

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