My New Mommy

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this is a Mother's Day special that I just now on 5/13/19 decided to write even tho it's 10 PM and I have school tomorrow

I lay in my bed as I look threw wattpad to find another horribly written blank x reader fanfic so make me feel happy and less lonely due to the fact that I'm single. I get a notification from Instagram saying someone is replying to one of my James Charles memes about how he's a disgusting human being.

"Sksksksksksksksksk " I reply back to the comment as I shove another flaming hot crunchy Cheeto into my mouth. I reach for my light blue hydro flask to slurp some nice refreshing cold water to calm my tongue that is currently on fire from the Cheetos due to me being a typical white girl and not being able to take any hot foods.

I hear a knock at my door and I yell " go away I'm busy " expecting it to be my family but suddenly my door bust open and I'm blinded by light. " HEE HEE " I hear coming from the door. I look over to see Raini Rodriguez in the door way leading to heaven and Micheal Jackson up at the top.

" Raini Rodriguez?! What are you doing here?!" I yell. " I'm here to be your new mommy, small child " Raini responds. " Wait why!" I ask frantically. " You've reached ultimate white girl status with your weird messy bun, Vans, hot Cheetos, and hyrdo flask. You literally say sksksksksksk instead of laughing now. It's time to come to ultimate white girl club where you live off Starbucks and Panera " Raini says. " alright fine. Just give me a second I need to do my duolingo lesson before I lose my streak " I say annoyingly.

I finish my Norwegian lesson and follow Raini. " So what's ultimate white girl club? " I say. " It's basically I bunch of white cringy girl teenagers doing Tik toks while saying sisters over and over again. " Raini says. " HEE HEE! HEE HEE! " Michael Jackson screeches. " omg is that Michael Jackson! " I scream. " yes he is the god of the land. Why? Idk because I couldn't think of anyone else to take this roll " Raini says looking directly into the readers eyeballs. " So what am I suppose to do now that I'm here? " I ask. " I'm not even quite sure " Raini says.

" I've been trying to get out of here for months now. " Raini says. " You want to go to Starbucks and then go get our nails done? " I ask. " That sounds 10x better this hell hole. Sure " Raini says. Raini and I start sprinting out of there running as fast as we can. Michael Jackson noticed and started moon walking extremely quickly over to us. " HEE HEE ! HEE HEE! " Micheal screams as he try's to make us stay. Raini and I finally make it out.

" The End " I say dramatically. " Did you like it mom? ". " No I didn't not like it at all. Why did you make me this for Mother's Day! " my Mom says. " Because it's an extremely real and good story about me. " I say. " No it's not. Can you please just got back to your room and not talk to me for the next few hours please? " Mom says. " exCUSE ME?? " I screech about. " For the love of god go to your room. " Mom says sternly. " HEE HEE ". " What was that! " my Mom says. " That's Micheal Jackson. I told you the story was true! "

that plot twist was great. alrighty happy late mother's day.