The Diary-wait no, the jOuRnAl Of Savvy Sev »Part 1«

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Severus Snape POV

Dear Diary
I have some fantastic news. It's my one hundredth anniversary of that one time I took a shower.

I'm never doing that again.

Today I forced Harry Potter to sit next to Draco.

It was hilarious.

I thought about Lily.

I cried.





Dear Diary
Lily kept a diary once. I read it. Never doing that again.

I saw Mr Potter playing gobstones with Weasley, again.

I confiscated the set of gobstones.

It reminded me of my mother.

I cried, I couldn't bear to look at it. I gave it to Dumbledore, but not before covering it in poison.

Hehe.

Can't wait to kill that man.





Dear Diary
I'm Batman.





Dear Diary
Finally finished writing my Lily Evans x reader fanfiction and had it published under a fake name, @borhapgryffindor, on an app called Wattpad I saw Granger using the other day.

Hehe.

No one will know it's actually me, Savvy Severus under a fake name.

I really am Batman.





Dear Diary
I looked on the mirror and cried again.

I look like mouldy cabbage.



A/N I need to get a life don't I.

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