Spiderman: he is so cute.
Susie: he...is a pedophile
Peppa: SHUT UP HE IS JUST UNIQUE...AND...LIKES L-LITTLE KIDS...oh lord he is a pedophile
Spiderman: oh why hello there cutie
Gorge: Oink
Spiderman: oh my god your feet are so HOT.
Peppa: hmp, WELL MY FEET ARE HOT TOO LOOK AT THEM
Spiderman: w-w-why is it green?
Peppa: *puts her foot away* oh yeah, it's green because I got an infection on it from when I clipped my toe nails and I missed sooo my whole foot turned green...but..I thought you loved me.
Spiderman: well one you should get that checked out because your foot looks like broccoli and two sorry I'm into four year olds
Peppa: but...my foot, don't you love it.
James: hi, I'm here for the kindergarten class
Susie: I thought spiderman is?
James: uhhh no I am...
Spiderman: whispers shit I thought I trapped him in his bathroom..ugh great now I need to sneak into a new school great now I can't fuck gorge's foot now
